Utopia was sitting in Bonkers' office in The Crazy House, North Side Chicago. The hands and leaders of the district were meeting in order to discuss how the first few days had gone for Reggie's new crime operation. Borkers was smoking a cigar in an armchair, watching the fire crackle, while Teo was standing, admiring a painting of a camel on the wall.

The men were awaiting the arrivals of Reggie and Bonkers. WayneBrady and Utopia both had serious looks on their faces. They had just had a meeting with an associate to the incumbent Godfather of North Side Chicago, and were waiting to break some frustrating news to the rest of the room. WayneBrady was pacing around the office, while Utopia was sat in front of Bonkers' desk, staring at the empty space with a fury in his eyes. 

Reggie and Bonkers entered the room laughing. Bonkers addressed the room. 

"Thank you for joining me, gentlemen. I'll keep this short and swee-"

Utopia cut him off.

"Don Bonkers, Consigliere Reggie, as you know, WayneBrady and I met with an associate to the Godfather of North Side Chicago today in what was supposed to be a formality. Apparently the old bastard wants the families in North Side Chicago to triple what they kick up to him and he has given Bonkers 24 hours to meet him personally to agree to the changes."

Borkers and Teo looked outraged. Utopia had expected Bonkers to as well, but instead he saw his lips curl. Bonkers replied. 

"I know. I had a phone call with him earlier today. I called this meeting for a reason. I'm meeting him tomorrow afternoon and I'm going to kill him."

The room was filled with a stunned silence.

"In the last 48 hours I've received news that our friends on the West Coast have made similar moves against their own passive Godfathers. FitzShivalry and Slash have seized the casino business in Las Vegas with the support of the rest of the city. Why shouldn't we? I have the political contacts. I have the judges. I have the cops in my pocket. The Godfather adds no value to our district and takes so much from it. Rumour has it that he has not even spoken to Kurgan or Senza for close to a year. We'll have support."

***

The next day had arrived and Utopia and the other men who had been present at the meeting were waiting in a van close to the headquarters of the incumbent Godfather. Bonkers was meeting him, unarmed. The men in the van were under strict instructions to stay put unless they heard gunshots in the building. Two hours had passed since Bonkers had entered the building, and the men were getting nervous. However, just when they were preparing to storm the building, Bonkers tapped on the window of the van. 

"It's done. His bodyguards weren't as loyal as I had expected. Hopefully they'll do a better job for me. I've decided to take on the position of Godfather for North Side Chicago."

***

Later that day, Utopia was standing in front of a crowd on the Streets of North Side Chicago, announcing the move made by his elder brother. 

"Bonkers, for as long as I have known you, you have led by example with a tremendous work ethic accompanied by a natural acumen for strategic operations. You have generated a great deal of loyalty in the people that work for you, and as a result I have no doubt that you will be an excellent Godfather for North Side Chicago. I hope you get the long reign as Godfather you deserve. 

I'm going to keep this short as I have many a party to go to before the day is up. Anyway, congratulations brother!"

Just couldn't stop pacing.

The factors of family business and finding a gold plated Thompson weighing heavily on my mind. Suddenly I herd Utopia raising a fuss speaking on how proud he was and how much it meant to see him become a boss of bosses. 

i walked out of the office to see Utopia on his knee, I quickly thought to myself "what else was new!?" But then I realise he was kissing Bonkers Pinky. I quickly received a rush of emotion when  realized my Friend and my boss had been given the higest honor. He was now ruler of the city. His voice mattered it counted in this thing of ours.

I couldn't be happier for my friend as I moved back into my office to grab the bottle of Johnny Walker blue to toast my friend and my GodFather.

May you reign be long and your dreams become reality.

Pouring Bonkers and myself a drink I toasted his accomplishment and myself kissed the pinky ring of Godfather Bonkers

Kurgan was kicking back in his mansion there wasnt much to be done this day he had just thought about seeing if EricaWilde would like to go to the swanky new night club that had opened up. When she burst through the door.

Boss Boss have you heard? Kurgan looked up at her and nodded his head

Yeah i know it was terrible what happened to Kenny but life has to move on i will send SisterMaryJane a fruit basket or something later on.

Erica looked at Kurgan confusion etched on her face. Kenny? no you idiot Bonkers just Offed the Godfather of Northside and taken control of the district.

Bonkers? Who the fuck is that? Did we move an organisation to Northside? 

Erica nodded her head

Yes Boss you did you moved Bonkers there from SouthSide

Kurgan started sifting through his notes he was pretty sure Erica was having him on. But there it was move Bonkers to Northside to complete take over of Chicago.

So i guess Bonkers will want some sort of gift give him a bottle of my whiskey you know the good stuff from my shelf

The stuff on his shelf was just cheap Canadian stuff his good stuff he had hidden in his cellar behind some old suits of armour and only he knew about it.

“How many mobsters does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell”

Reggie and The Instigators walk in to Cray House HQ laughing. The Instigators laughing at Reggie s corny jokes out of respect, Reggie scours the room taking in the ambiance of the Crazy House after all this time away. 

"That shit was crazy back there, Bonkers I thought you was a gonner when you didn't come back out. we were just about to break the door down and light the fucking place up"

Reggie wastes no time and approaches Bonkers Kissing him on either cheek.

"Salut my Friend, Don Bonkers I though this day would never come..Bonkers the Godfather, This is a special
day for us all on the North Side. Now we drink! Utopia grab the glasses"

Borkers breaks out the Cigars and hands them out, Utopia grab the glasses. Reggie places down a bottle of John Jameson Irish whiskey,
The label reading 'Not a drop sold till its seven years old'  

I was saving this for a special occasion. Fresh off the boat, only the best for my dear friend.

I would like to say Congratulation to Bonkers and we of North Side.

Teo lit a cigar as he stood staring at the camel's drawing, so lost with it's glamor, he took a deep drag off his cigar, having flashbacks about his grandfather's stories of his best friend Astro, he was lost with his memories. However, his memories were interrupted by the loud laughter and the door opening, Lynchy and Reggie came into the room, so Teo turned around trying to hide the camel's drawing with his body to stop the practical jokes from flying his way, he stood there silently trying not to draw any attention his way, his face turned red as Utopia mentioned the Godfather's of North Side new demands, he mumbled "The Greedy bastard, he will never stop asking for more"

Teo turned to Bonkers waiting for any mark or reaction, but he was astounded by Bonkers' easy look, he was getting more frustrated then Bonkers mentioned the word "Kill", Teo was breathless for a moment, he has been waiting for his Don and friend to achieve the honorable rank of Godfather, but he never thought it would be that early, he nodded as Bonkers continued his speech about the happenings in other cities and districts, once Bonkers finished. Teo yelled hysterically "Let's do this!"

***

The next day has come and the men were waiting in the van waiting for their Boss, it's been too long since Bonkers walked into that building, they have sat there for two hours now doing nothing but staring at the main gate, waiting with arms ready for any sound of gunshots. As the men started getting too nervous about their leader, they heard a knock on the van's window. It was Bonkers, they quickly opened the door for him then Teo opened a bottle of champagne as the men drove back to their headquarters to celebrate their new Godfather.

***

Teo went home to get changed and dress his finest suit,he tidied his suit neatly as he stood in front of the mirror admiring his newly tailored suit, he put on his Rolex before leaving. A while later as he was making his way to the headquarters, he noticed Utopia's car and a crowd of people, he tried to make his way swiftly to the front, he found Utopia standing on a soapbox, so he walked to him and shook his hand, then put his cigar off as he started to talk.

"Bonkers, ever since our bloodlines met, I have only found in you a true, loyal and trustworthy friend. I am so happy to be here today to witness the start of your regime in NorthSide, Chicago. Congratulations my friend, I have no doubt that you will be leading NorthSide forward to shine among the other districts of Chicago and thank you for everything you have done for me"

Congratulations Godfather Bonkers

Raises a glass and lights a cigar

Axel was still in recovery mode, so he wasn't kicking about like he usually was. Sitting in a small dainty office in Vegas, he penned out a congratulatory letter to the one known as Bonkers. He hadn't worked with the guy directly, yet Axel's tendency to be a little bit 'aggressive' at times, espcially when holding a hand axe and requesting some protection money, had him sitting to ink out a little something..

Congratulations on your recent success. I'm sure the crazy house over there is going bonkers! Hit me up if you're ever in Summerlin, I'll make sure you're looked after.

Respectfully,

Axel

Roxie was busy attending her own festivities in Los Angeles but had to stop a minute and wire Godfather Bonkers a message.

Hello Godfather Bonkers.

I am sorry that I couldn’t be there to congratulate you personally but wanted you to know how proud I am of your achievements.  I wish you and your family the best of luck with your new journey.  Congratulations my Man.

Roxie Malone

Daniella was late of course, which wasn’t unexpected at this point. She was always late, everywhere, even to the most important of events. Like today, where she was trying to rush back to Chicago to attend the festivities surrounding the new Godfather of North Side. Rushing into the family headquarters, Daniella found many people were already gathered. She brought more alcohol, though there was already plenty present, leaving her bottle on a table full of other gifts for the man. When she was able to finally make her way up to Godfather Bonkers, the woman gave him a joyful hug.

“I’m so grateful that you took me in after the unexpected death of Chong. I never thought that returning to Chicago would lead me to making such excellent new friends and family. You’ve welcomed me with open arms into North Side and I’m so very happy to see you take this momentous step. I’m sure North Side will prosper under you and I look forward to seeing how it will continue to grow and prosper. Congratulations.”

NoSpinZone enters another private incest party. Of course incest meaning same old same, old drab party. 

Calling out your shit is the only fun.

She approaches the newly anointed Godfather and smiles.

Oh, don't worry my dear, no ruler beating for you. I come to you with gifts. Some wine from the cardinal's secret stash. Some cigars from the chaplain's cubbyhole under the stairs. Oh, and this, a lovely rosary made by those less fortunate that I have taken under my wing. There's this as well...

She turns to Kurgan and smiles ever so sweetly, then pulls her trust ruler from her robes and smack him on the back of the head with it.

Kenny was an integral part of my operation! Of course the bastards killed him. I'd rather chocolate than flowers though.

Turning her attention back to Bonkers she continues...

Congratulations my dear, you have toiled long and hard to get where you are and are more than deserving. 

She turns back to Kurgan and slaps him with the ruler again...

Slacker.