9:30 A.M *EMP grabs a newspaper as he smokes a cherry cigar*

EMP: What a wonderful morning! *Turns his head right*

EMP: What the f.....! *Gets knocked upside the head with a club*

12:00 P.M. *EMP wakes up in a dark room clueless* *A man with a all black suit walks up*

Achilles: Hello EMP, We are here to recruit you to our new family. Your entire lifestyles is about to change. You will start off as a Thug...Eventually, you will work your way up!

EMP: But...

Achilles: But nothing! We own you! We will teach you everything from drug runs to owning businesses.

EMP: Yes sir!

Bravo, sir emp you have really out done your self this time.:)

Oh shit, I've been outed...

On a serious note, in order to prevent the frowners from frowning at any suspected whoring this is not what happened. Emp is new to this lifestyle and so should be blameless for this slight mishap.

Thanking you dearly.

Forwns as well wondering what member whoring is listening to the men.

laughs Property of: Achilles