You know it finally hit me the other day that broke down life until to the point until you hit about young adulthood and this is about what I came up with.

Just something funny I thought I would share with everyone!

Part 1: Conception

so you start as a sperm right, you and about 100 million other sperm are just chilling doing your thing till all of the sudden your in a race for your life. swim,
motherfuck, swim!

Part 2: Becoming a Human

so now that you (the sperm) have successfully won the race, you get to become a human! woooo for you buddy! but for the next 9 months you just kinda chill and grow inside of a stomach kinda like a tapeworm

Part 3: Birth

so its been 9 months and your starting to get pretty crowded in there so you decide you gotta get out of here, seeing only 1 exit you go for it. you come out to some dude grabbing snatching you up while some bitch is screaming in the background. turns out it was a bad choice because everything out there is cold bright and dangerous.

Part 4: Childhood

so this is basically as good as the human experience gets right here. the only thing you have to do is not die and if you can do that then you get a gold star. in fact pretty much everything you do will get you a gold star and some praise of how awesome you are. don't get used to it though

Part 5: Puberty

welcome to what is the decline of your life. you now will focus all of your energy into trying to get laid. good luck though because you're going to be awkward as fuck for like 90% of this part of your life. anything and everything that can go wrong will. sucks to be you.

Part 6: Young adulthood

hey, you made it past puberty! good for you! well now you actually kinda understand whats up with your body and mind, which is good, because you're about to be forced into the real world. you now have to provide for yourself, figure out what you want to do with the rest of your life, and you still want sex all the time.

Gimme some feedback here people, what do ya think about muh awesomez breakdown?

Puff,puff pass man.

Pretty good, this is basically to where I'm at now. Too bad, as a kid, you spend every day wanting to be older and now, as an adult, being a kid seems like paradise. Good ol' 90s is all I can say.

You should continue the breakdown... till death.

The 90s were a gloriopus, glorious time.  How old that that make you Ritzo?

I think I will probably when I get medicated again sometime ritzo! lololol

Very interreting philoshophy, Sticks. ;)

Ritzo hits iright on the head, many of us cherish the day of reaching adulthood then the time comes and you're like,  fuck this is hard! And yes, the 90's were truly some awesome times.

90's Nickelodeon... was great.... and of course that whole grunge thing.... :P

The 90s were awesome NIRVANA!!!!!!! lol

thats crap, not interesting at all.

You skipped out too many steps a better way of putting it is;


- You are born; you wake up, poo yourself, someone feeds you and sleep

- Grow old; Wish you didn't wake up, Feed yourself, and wipe your own bum, get nagged at

- Get really old; you wake up, poo yourself, someone feeds you and sleep

I'm at part 5! And yeah, indeed it sucks to be atm :P

true true taratino.. part 5 sucks, but at least you can play this now :P

The sad thing is, it is as true as the grass is green. Nice breakdown though.

Entertaining; I'm at about step 6 1/2. College isn't really the real world ;p