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i can has cheezburger | Started by: lolcat on Apr 29, '10 16:54 |
Hearing Falcon was hungry, lolcat turned its attention to the far table. Apparently Falcon had decided that he was not, in fact, too good for the actual menu items of the establishment. Excellent. That meant that kitteh could actually bring him some food, as it was on stock and readily prepared. Hopping into the back room, the magnificent cat hand selected the most delicious looking chocolate chip cookies and poured a pair of glasses of milk. Yeah, you heard that right. This cat can actually pour milk. It doesn't even have opposable thumbs, but somehow it managed to unscrew the cap of the jug, grasp the sides, and deftly control the exact rate of flow out of the spout into the glasses. It takes a lot to impress a narrator, but a cat pouring milk? Well, that's not something you see every day. |
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Reply by: lolcat at May 08, '10 13:07 | |
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Ahh! Cheese!
He walks in and head for an empty table, waiting for someone to take his order he takes out a cigar and lights it up! |
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Reply by: DOMq at May 08, '10 13:19 | |
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Seeing Lolita enter the restaurant, lolcat sprang into action attending her needs. She seemed slightly surprised, like most of the customers here, that the proprietor was an actual cat, with an actual narrator, serving actually delicious cheeseburgers to actual people. The whole affair seemed slightly surreal, at least until the visitors tasted the food. Then it became a little slice of heaven in downtown motor city. It seemed that Lolita was unconvinced of the level of quality that would be found in this fine establishment, so our favorite salescat sprung into action describing just how wonderful the food here really was. |
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Reply by: lolcat at May 08, '10 14:01 | |
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Our friend kitteh could do little more than look on with horror as Chade turned down his offer of milk and reached for some horrendous alcoholic concoction from his flask. Was Chade some sort of unwashed milk-heathen who would not touch the holy drink? Was he one of those snobby humans who would not touch food that was meant for the "common folk," offended that he could not find escargot and foie gras in downtown Detroit? This kitten did not know, but knew better than to probe to find out. The customer was always right, they said, and that was just as true when it came to such sacrilege as turning down perfectly good milk. So our feline entrepreneur swallowed hard and trudged on without giving any indication at all that there was a problem with Chade's beverage of choice. |
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Reply by: lolcat at May 08, '10 15:40 | |
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After spending a considerable amount of time thinking over both Kitteh and narrator guy's response Kilroy decides they are both right. Ordering a pancake and the subsequent use of said pancake as head wear was simply ridiculous. |
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Reply by: Kilroy at May 08, '10 23:27 | |
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Singer was walking down the street to his singing bar when he noticed lolcat no longer in the resturaunt. Its a sad day he thought to himself. Singer kept walking hoping lolcat had a son or daughter cat that would take his place. |
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Reply by: SINGER at May 10, '10 16:34 | |
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Kilroy shakes his head in disbelief. |
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Reply by: Kilroy at May 11, '10 14:53 | |
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Waling past, Chris looks up at the closed Burger shop and chuckles to himself. Eventually the Dogs always win. |
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Reply by: Chris_Vaughn at Jun 10, '10 05:07 | |
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I always love your Buisness its a sham you died |
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Reply by: YoshinoAkatora at Jun 11, '10 12:01 | |
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Reply by: John_Gato at Jul 15, '10 13:39 | |
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A klack'rt'wat from a ZMSG's star'bert quack't'uf't'n'dat'ass foot sent the door flyinn. An abandon't restaurant. Just the place this mafioso baby lad need't'er b'ee 'eo'd'ed along at his own pr-rumps-a-tummin'n'th'um'n. The Peacock't'e'Vett'ee of the seas went into the pantry in the back, scouragin'n for some non perishables. He kick't open th'a door'ee'ea'd'ed. Then he let out a little silent whistle into the his WhizzlinSpliff. The whizzbanga was in the kitchen whippin'n'twistin with the only shit he could fuckin' find. Beans n rice. So the wing'en'st dish'ERR'wash'nt'ried to warn people but suddenly KLANG He had dropp't the spoon he lifted and clean't a'forr aheadin to the prep-table. Usin' his star'berd tootz he pulls the giant pot stash't under the sink behind him. Star'berd pointer to3 just knowz. The port'r syde to3 rotated on it's ball as the star'berd floor'feller twinkle't and whipp't the pot into a downright position. He sat into his new stance, and let roar a kick with the star'berd syde, flick of the toes and the pot go3z. 720 degrees of rotation before the star'berd pointer n th'umm make the grab in mid air. He sets the pot down and resets his paddy'cap't back to its upright positionin'. He proceeds to make a concoction with all the random shit he could find. He was lookin' for some kind of flavor he just couldn'th'aa'ee'iss'ee'iss find'n. The burners turn on, and the red'eye't newt'en'newter'nn Duke't'Nuke'th'emm fills it with water, salt, and a stupid amount of garlic powder. Throwin'n some more salt on top of it all. |
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Reply by: cuZzsMicKSleightreeG at Jul 27, '22 19:18 | |
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Hera heard there was a burger shop that was once run by a cat, YES a CAT! She didn't know whether it was real or not but after learning that the shop was still open, she decided to check it out herself. |
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Reply by: HERA at Sep 05, '22 13:09 | |
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