Black Bottom Auto Mobiles

The garage was paid and even the small dealership next to it.

Detroit motor city is the place to be for all your cars and coach building needs.

We have everything you need, from new to used cars.

Want to get you car fixed? Black Bottom Auto mobiles is the place to be!

For all the prices see the price chart below.

Repairs and maintenance

Basic inspection:...........$50
Oil change:....................$20
New tires:......................$45 per set
Fluids topped up:..........$10
Exhaust replacement:..$60

For all other repairs, contact me for an invoice.

Our models

BMW 326.......................................$599
Duesenberg Model SJ.................$3,599
Hudson Greater 8.......................$1,000
Chevrolet Standard Six Sedan......$685
Cadillac Series 70.......................$2,550
Chrysler New Yorker.................$4.250
Daimler Fifteen..........................$6,599

All the models that we have are in stock. Do you fancy another ride that isn't in stock?

Ask us anytime and we'll import it for you!

DaFu walks into Black Bottom Automobiles, the little taxfront... Erm I mean bussiness had just been bought by his good friend Woltrazz . DaFu wanted to be the first customer so he took a cab here together with his trusty bodyguard JakeTheFruitcake. Upon arrival he looks through the selection of cars and he instantly falls in love with one.

Wolt, my man. That is a beautifull car there. I'd like to buy it!

He points at the Duesenburg Model SJ 

Walks over to the model and shows him the ins and outs of the car.

It's one of only 36 ever made. Quite a rare model! If you want there's also a more limited edition available with a turbo charger.

This particular model over here has an inline 8 cylinder engine with 320 brake horsepower. Quite the performance this thing has!

Want to take it for a spin first?

DaFu walks around the car and is quite impressesd by it. Once he hears there's an even more prestigious version his eyes start sparkling.

I'll... I'll have the turbocharged one... Now can I use your phone real quick?

DaFu walks over to the phone and wring up his buddy Phil

Oi Phil, ya old bastard. Ya still work at the DMV? Remember that on time where I did that thing for ya... Yeah the kneecap thing... I'll need that return favour now. I need a drivers license and a regitration for the car I'll be bringing by later. Thank you my friend.

After the phone call DaFu walks back over to Woltrazz and gets in the car.

I just got my license, explain everything to me!

Opens the garage door and gets in the car.

This is easy it's an automatic so there's only accelerator and the brakes. The D stands for Drive and the P is for Park. So go on try it!

Sits next to DaFu holding his breath because I'm frightened.

DaFu thinks to himself okay big man, you've seen Stoofvlees and JakeTheFruitcake do it a billion times... You got this...

He softly presses the accelerator and hears the car rev up

ooooh, that sounds nice!

He pushes the accelerator down a bit furter and the car starts moving. Once outside DaFu does 3 laps around the block at varying speeds to get to understand everything. After some help by @Wolrazz DaFu is certain he wants this car.

Wolt, I will need this one. What's the cost? Oh yeah my bg's also want a new car. Give 'em the bmw. This car I want painted bordeaux, the bmw black. So how much will it be?

DaFu gets his checkbook and a pen ready

Well then A few BMW's and the Duesenberg will set you back $6,594 and with all the paintjobs I'll make it $7,000 total.

You can take the Duesenberg now I have a bordeaux one in the back and the BMW's will be ready at the end of the week.
I have your phonenumber, I will call you when it's done.

DaFu writes out a check for $8000

Consider the $1000 a tip.

With that DaFu gets in his bordeaux Deusenburg, pulls out of the garage almost hitting a fire hydrant and drives to the DMV and insurance broker.

Ivar letf his bar for a moment ,leaving his bodyguards in charge until he comes back.He was headed towards Wolt`s garage alongside a tow car bringing his BMW 325 .He enters , shake hands with Woltrazz and speaks

Good afternoon kind sir! Here about the request i made when we met in my bar :)By the way, i like this place,you did a great job, i salute you.

So, back to business.  Ivar said while rubbing his hands

I just need an exhaust replacement and oil change.I wouldn`t mind to repaint it to black if its possible.

Lights a ciggarete. I will be back a bit later,got some business to solve.

Leaves 1000$ on the table. Hopefully this is enough . Also, free Grolsh whenever you visit my bar ;)

Calls a cab and leaves to a meeting with an alcohol supplier for a profitable transaction.

While Ivar grabs the cab I call one of the mechanics over.

I don't care how you do it but I want this car done at the end of the day. Oil change and new exhaust I'll call the spray painter while you're busy with that.

The mechanic grabs the car keys and drives it into the garage. While I grab the phone to call the painter.
After 5 calls he still didn't answer the phone.

Madonna mia, Well it looks I have to get changed again and do it myself.

After a couple of hours with blood sweat and tears the mechanic is done. I jump in the paint booth and start painting the car black. Luckily I managed to gain some skills from oversees.

After a few more hours the paint is dry and the car looks brand new. Standing on the kerb waiting to get picked up again, attracting some attention because it shined like it had never shined before.

Ivar was coming back from the transaction pretty nervous.He steps down the cab, goes to the driver window and starts punching him .

You want 100$ for the road when u made me miss the transaction ? I told you FASTER ! FASTER!

I couldn`t speed up, i was risking my driver license The driver said

Get outta here i don`t wanna see your face again you stupid fuck.Ivar is crossing the street to Woltrazz`s garage.

Shakes hands with Wolt

Hey there man nice to see you fixed the car , is bloody perfect i love it. You did a great job.Hands Wolt another 500$.

There you go for a job well done.Catch ya later!

Get`s inside the cars and leaves the garage in a rush. You could hear him screaming multiple times

Thats how you drive !!

P.S. Sorry for the double post, pressed submit by mistake :)

Sees Ivan walking across the road while I was enjoying my coffee. Still wearing the dirty uniform because I had to paint the car myself.

Once Ivan entered I walk up to him seeing that he's pissed about something. Without saying anything I offer him a cigarette first.

Tough day at the office? Ah well to enlighten your mood a little there's your car over there. Points at the BMW who's back in showroom state. And if you want we still have some coffee if you want?

Walks up to the door with a deep sigh. Grabs a board, hammer and nails and starts to attach the board against the door.

Closed for good.

swalinny walks crossing the sign. 

To bad, i needed my car to work again