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George had a plan. | Started by: George_Costanza on May 04, '10 01:24 |
:Standing on a street corner surrounded by close friends and family members, each taking their turn to share a tale of particular heroics or wit, George decides to open his mouth and share a favorite story of his own bravery and quick-thinking ability:
I had a plan. I had heard a lot of talk on the streets about others’ exploits in robbing post offices and the troubles that they had in doing so: the long lines full of witnesses, the general public approach to the counter, and the occasional loose-cannon postal worker who’s packing heat. I’m typically not a hot head where business is concerned. I don’t like the risky gains. Strictly the realm of those youths, as they say. But this idea, I liked.
Finally alone, I set to work on the safe. I’m really very good with my hands. They’re really very delicate—-I was once a hand model. And you might not know it to look at me, but, boy, can I bait a hook! But because I didn’t have my glasses, I was really having trouble with this thing. I kept having to put my face really close to the dial so I could see, but that kept me from having my ear in the right spot to hear the tell-tale clicks. George is getting’ upset! I thought to myself. It was much cooler inside, but I started sweating again. |
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*listens to the story as if never heard such in my life*
Wow, Mr.George that was one of the best of the best I have heard in my lifetime here in the Family business. I'm sure that ol Charlie boy would of loved to here that if he were still living till this day.
*thinks of all the questions I wanted to ask.. but finally asks the one that I want to know most*
So, after you disappeared, what happened to the friend and did you split it with Henry for getting you the blueprints?
*before you can speak I asked the final question*
How much was the loot? |
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Reply by: DessyStackz at May 04, '10 14:37 | |
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Just between me and you, George, I've knocked over that office a couple of times (a little less finesse in my approach). I always knew Dexter was corrupt. I mean, come on, who takes a three hour lunch?
A well executed score though.. perhaps I can learn some technique from you. |
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Reply by: sureshot at May 05, '10 14:05 | |
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Thanks, Dessy. I was rather proud of it myself. But who is this "'ol Charlie boy" that you speak of?
Nothing happened to the acquaintance who I stole the keys and uniform from. They questioned him, since the greaser had seen his name on my shirt, but he was truly ignorant to the whole thing, so he was let off. And of course I gave Henry his cut for his part in the plan. The blueprints proved invaluable, since they kept the time needed in the location short, and I never would have been able to pull it off if Dexter had been in his office. Exactly how much we made, I'd rather keep to myself, although I will say that I was able to take the week off, if you understand my meaning, and some of the letters I found have provided our family some much-needed protection from politicians in the form of bribery.
And yeah, Sureshot, That guy's a prick, alright. But I think that most post offices operate in that fashion. Three-hour lunches all around. It's a rather kushy gig that they've got going on over there.
I'll have to bring you along next time, eh? Let's keep our ears open for our next plan. |
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Reply by: George_Costanza at May 05, '10 14:15 | |
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Mr_Bean stands there with his Teddy in hand listening to this crazy story about robbing a post office. He waited until the story was done as he picked his nose.
Wow George! Did you really do that?...Amazing! Maybe next time you can bring Teddy and I along. Of course Teddy would have to get his own share of the loot just like me...He wouldn't like being left out like that.
Mr_Bean started petting his teddy bear unknowningly smearing his boogers on it. |
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Reply by: Mr_Bean at May 05, '10 20:08 | |
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