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| LA needs me | Started by: CompanionCube on Dec 19, '07 00:30 |
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CompanionCube walks up to the edge of the street and takes a gander around. Disgusting, really. This place is a mess. Old ladies cannot walk around these streets without fear of their purses being taken. I cannot even think of the last time I walked into a 7-11 without the clerk flinching and holding out a wad of cash. I shall not let this last any longer. I've thought about how to clean this city up for many days now, and it was overhearing someone praying to the gods that gave me the idea. MAYOR! Yes, I will run for mayor of Los Angeles. Cube strikes a commanding pose as a reporter snaps a few photos. Yes folks I wish to be your mayor. Lets face it this city needs someone to clean things up and I think I'm that someone. For too long crime has been running this place. I'm going to put my foot down. No more crooked cops, old ladies will be able to carry their purses without fear. And the biggest thing I promise to you, fair citizens, is a crack down on this drug trade. Too many lives have been destroyed by these disgusting dealers poaching on innocents. So, vote Cube today for a brighter tomorrow. |
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*Johnny walks up and hears what Cube has to say* "Hmm i wonder how much its gonna cost to bribe this guy, probably not too much. Costs will increase for a bit so he can look good then it should be back to business as usual. Shit i might even vote for him to get on his good side and lower the bribe cost." *Johnny walks away after listening to his speech and ponders if he should vote or note* |
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| Reply by: Johnny_McCloud at Dec 19, '07 01:41 | |
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St_Stephen notices all of the commotion in the streets and approaches the podium covered in red white and blue You have my vote Cube! Saint winks and Cube and walks off to rally more support |
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| Reply by: St_Stephen at Dec 19, '07 01:54 | |
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Zig-Zag refuses to vote I do? You do, because voting would mean that you'd have to have some form of identification, and we all know that you don't have any, I mean, you're using the identity of a guy that's been dead for years. So, come on, let's refuse to vote, so there's minimal chance of you being found out. ... you're right ... I hate saying that ... but I love it so much *chuckles* because you always say that! Fuck you. Zig-Zag kicks the podium and breaks his toe SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN COCK! |
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| Reply by: Zig-Zag at Dec 19, '07 02:01 | |
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Yes thats right folks even the Saints feel I am needed in the City of Angels. I would like to take this time to also announce my new program. If elected I would implement guns for toys. Thats right these streets are too dangerous these days. People need more guns. So in exchange for a toy I will give on to them. This is of course provided I'm elected Mayor. And did I mention the toys would go to needy children? Cube quickly grabs a baby and kisses it for the cameras. Vote Cube early, and vote Cube often. |
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| Reply by: CompanionCube at Dec 19, '07 02:04 | |
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Ahh hell I could do THAT Mr. Pube... err Cube Me grabs a baby, shakes it, grabs its mother, kisses her, and dances away. ... Mr. Voice ... you ruined it ... If you became Mayor the world would go to hell, Zig-Zag. And I mean that quite literally. Your point is? ... |
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| Reply by: Zig-Zag at Dec 19, '07 02:17 | |
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As you can see folks I am the right choice for mayor. We need to put a stop to this baby shaking, mother kissing mayhem! Well, the baby shaking needs to stop. Cube smiles at the crowd and points to the mother. Who wouldn't want to kiss that lovely lady after all. Cube quickly changes back to a serious face. On a serious note however if elected I do plan to reopen the cities asylums. Our poor friends like Zig-Zag here need all the help that can be offered. Including lots of shock treatment. Vote NO to 2 faced politics, and VOTE CUBE for 6 faced politics. |
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| Reply by: CompanionCube at Dec 19, '07 02:30 | |
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What is this I hear? Cube for Mayor? It can't be! That's it! I'll have to run against him! Starts handing out fliers to all women and men... Don't let that baby kisser fool you, He's a womanizer! Vote for ME! Not only am I cute, I'm smart, sweet, and I can get you brothers and sisters out of jail when they're falsely accused, as most of them are... Glancing at zig-zag Misty shacks her head sadly And most importantly, we need to get these poor people some where were they'll be well taken care of and entertained... no more asylums, let me open a rest home for them some where we can keep them safe. Misty Raises her voice and smiles winningly Vote Misty Wyn, And vote for every woman! |
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| Reply by: Misty_Wyn at Dec 19, '07 03:23 | |
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Saint returns to Cube's podium with several boxes I have campaign buttons get'em while we got em! |
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| Reply by: St_Stephen at Dec 19, '07 19:51 | |
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