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| Hollywood For Mayor of LA | Started by: HollywoodUndead on Dec 19, '07 05:17 |
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Stands around while both Misyu_Wynn and CompanionCube make their speeches for Mayor. He thinks to himself and realizes, though he loves both of them, neither of them seem to be able to handle the job. Who would be a good candidate for Mayor? Who is worth my vote? Hollywood thinks to himself for a while as he scratches his chin. I GOT IT! Hollywood jumps up and down in excitement. He lights a cigarette before walking over to the crowd to announce his candidacy. He walks up to the group and shoots his gun in the air to get everyone's attention. Most of you know me but some of you don't. I am here to announce that I am going to run against Misty_Wynn and CompanionCube in the race for Mayor. The both of them are great friends of mine but I believe that I can do a better job of cleaning up the great city of LA. I have grown up in this city and know how every bit of it works. That's how I know I can get shit done. This city has been my home and I wish to see it grow into prosperity and be the best city in the country. With your help I can do that. Hollywood finishes his cigarette and tosses it into a trash can. Now I only have one thing to ask you. Are you willing to give an LA native a chance at making his home a better place? I hope so. Vote for HollywoodUndead for LA Mayor I'll give you a brownie |
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By the way...Misty_Wynn lies when she says she has beer... It's just water that's really dirty and looks like beer :p |
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| Reply by: HollywoodUndead at Dec 19, '07 05:22 | |
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(Lmao) Hearing Hollywood insulting her beer Misty Makes a note to spike his next drink at her bar... Hollywood dear, that's dirty, I would never server watered down beer... You can ask Tyler, I just finished throwing his party. Every one Loved that beer, all brewed for my bar. Tosses her hair and leaves a scattering of pamphlets for people to find near Hollywood's area. |
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| Reply by: Misty_Wyn at Dec 19, '07 05:40 | |
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| Loads his gun and takes a pop shot at HollywoodUndead for wanting to be the mayor | |
| Reply by: Morello at Dec 19, '07 12:19 | |
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| Cookie and a Brownie and I may think about it.. | |
| Reply by: Rogue at Dec 19, '07 12:23 | |
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| Well unfortunatly I will not be voting for you dear sir. As for the brownie? a man of your stature surely more than a brownie to sweeten the pot of those who will vote for you. | |
| Reply by: Luongo at Dec 19, '07 13:05 | |
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| Brownies? You've got my vote darlin', especially if they have some of your secret ingredient in them. | |
| Reply by: ElainaDeLuca at Dec 19, '07 13:50 | |
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Reaches into his bag and gives Rogue a brownie. There you are sir. Hollywood runs down the street and grabs a cookie from the nearest bakery. I am a nice guy and will give you a cookie as well :) Hands Rogue the cookie as well |
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| Reply by: HollywoodUndead at Dec 19, '07 15:39 | |
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Nice! You got my vote sealed.. |
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| Reply by: Rogue at Dec 19, '07 15:47 | |
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Shakes Rogue's hand and gives him a campaign pin that says "Hollywood Can Do Anything" Thank you kindly good sir :) |
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| Reply by: HollywoodUndead at Dec 19, '07 15:48 | |
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Cube notices that he competitor's campaign is picking up momentum. "I must squash this right quickly," he thinks. Ladies and gentlemen, yes my esteemed competitor is offering you some brownies, but did you ever stop to consider where those brownies were made? How can he afford to offer so many such a delightful treat? Two words folks, sweat shops. Thats right in this envelope here I've got evidence that links Mr. Undead's tasty brownies to illegal child labor. He is employing children from other countries to make brownies for only 2 cents a day! This is terrible I say. If you vote for me I can promise you that I will only serve brownies that are American made in my sweat shops by American children being paid 5 cents per day! A vote for Cube is a vote for America! |
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| Reply by: CompanionCube at Dec 19, '07 15:51 | |
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Hollywood's face gets red with anger THAT IS A LIE!!! Those kids may not look like they're from america but they are...Japanese americans are still americans damnit. And I may only pay them 2 cents, but they get fulldental benefits AND life insurance... Hollywood lights a cigarette Learn the facts before you spout off :) <3 Cube |
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| Reply by: HollywoodUndead at Dec 19, '07 15:56 | |
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I'll have you know I did do my fact checking. I was hoping you'd bring up your dental plan too. I looked into it and does it cover braces? NO! The plan I offer is full including braces. Not to mention just because you kidnap those kids and bring them over here that doesn't make them American. Mine are home grown pure American. Cube, offering braces today for a straighter toothed tomorrow. |
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| Reply by: CompanionCube at Dec 19, '07 16:02 | |
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I don't cover braces because I only hire kids with PERFECT teeth. Unlike some others I like everything I do to be perfect. I can't have kids with crooked teeth walking around making my brownies...no bueno. Vote Hollywood for Mayor...because Cube doesn't shower |
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| Reply by: HollywoodUndead at Dec 19, '07 16:07 | |
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Seems that the only way we can settle this is with a debate. However to address the aligations that I don't shower that is simply because showering is not necessary. I am a proponent of water conservation. Showering once a month is all that is needed. I would also like to address the accusation by Misty_wyn that I am a womanizer. I'll have you know that I've never Izered any women man or child. Don't be Izered, vote CUBE! |
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| Reply by: CompanionCube at Dec 19, '07 18:32 | |
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Looks puzzled at Cube and then catches a wiff of his b.o. Looks like it's that time of the month for a shower there friend. :) Looks at Cube and smiles. And also I have proof that you are in fact a womanizer... See me in my office at the HQ Record Store and I will bring my witnesses. Hollywood for Mayor of LA Vote for me and you get a brownie, cookie, and a mayor who showers daily |
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| Reply by: HollywoodUndead at Dec 19, '07 20:32 | |
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Snatches his Hash Brownie from Hollywood You keep cooking them like this one and you'll have my vote! |
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| Reply by: -AphoticProphet- at Dec 19, '07 21:50 | |
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I dare say, brownies? You got my vote. |
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| Reply by: Doctor_Cool at Dec 19, '07 22:39 | |
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Hands Doctor_Cool a brownie and a cookie Thank you kind sir :) |
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| Reply by: HollywoodUndead at Dec 19, '07 22:41 | |
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Cookies? I love cookies... You have my vote then.. Now gimme those cookies! |
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| Reply by: MrDiablo at Dec 20, '07 04:20 | |
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