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As you were walking down the Streets, which still had the scars from the massive party for Deimne's first year in the mob and the looting and the drinking that went with it. You see a poster titled "How I Met Deimne-The Winning Story"You could not help but walk close to it and see who won the contest, so you go over and check it out.
Well, I am writing a story about how I met Deimne. I don't think anybody would have even imagined that I would write anything even vaguely like this. Well, My father, a man I looked up to was killed when I was 10 right before my eyes courtesy of Deimne and PhelixTheSphinx. I raged and raved at any mention of those names and I actually shot a guy when I was 17 for telling me that 'Deimne is pretty fair you know'. Luckily he was just grazed and he lived. The very next week I was packed off to Africa by my uncle to 'cool down'. I am sure he hoped I would be stampeded by elephants or drowned in elephant poop or something like that, just remove the heat that only a Deimne hater could bring to a house and so, I was sent off to Africa.
During my stay there, I saw a sight that totally changed my out look on how to take Deimne down. It was the killing of a lion and the stealing of his dinner by a few hyenas. They pretended to be a gaggle of weak scavengers and they just hung around running here and there. The lion was a mighty animal and it could have crushed them all at once but for some inexplicable reason, it did nothing but growl at them. Then, when the lion was satisfied that the hyenas were intimidated enough, the king of the jungle bent down to take a smell of the flesh of the newly killed gazelle. In doing so, it exposed it's neck to the gaggle of hyenas. They pounced on the lion and the next thing I knew, Lion was dead,the hyena's were feasting on lion and gazelle meat.It was then that I had this amazing vision or revelation. I would join Deimne's city and bring it down from the inside!!
And so began my quest for retribution. I came back home to The United States and there I was apologizing to every body whom i had insulted for supporting Deimne and that I realized that 'Deimne was fair only guys'. Then I waited till I was 18. My eighteenth birthday coincided with the authing of a new Family and that of the Griffins Lair was the one I decided to join. I then began to act as though I was a loyalist to Deimne and that I would do anything to save him and to get in his good books. I visited the coffee shops and I got to know every body there but only in my heart of hearts did I know how evil my plan was and I was always plotting of different ways to kill Deimne once I earned his trust and came to a position of power.
However, in a few days i looked at Deimne in a completely new light. The man was fair and he actually cared about people who worked for him. He wasn't proud in the least. He is, in fact, one of the most humble people I have ever seen.Well, I then asked around, humbly and respectfully and found out the reason why my dad had been killed. I then got confirmation of the thought that had formed itself since the start of my time here in New York. Yes, it is a fun experience here and I realized that my thoughts for the vengeance for my fathers death had been misdirected by my own idiocy and here I am, jumping up and down along with the others on the Deimne's birthday and shouting" Go Deimne!!!" anytime I see him, even at a distance.I do understand it is a quite disturbing sight for him, watching an Earner jump up and down crying "Go Deimne!!!" but luckily for me, he never drew that cannon he calls a gun and shot me for it, and so ends my own recollection of the way I met the living legend that is Deimne.
Now, for the Disclaimer. As you must have noticed in the beginning, this story was announced as the winning story for the contest. That was a lie. This is probably the worst story ever submitted and so, I needed some way to draw your attention.Well, as for those who are undoubtedly swearing at me, I have gotten worse and as for those who wish to stone me to death.I didn't do anything to deserve it and as for those who want to comment on how awesome the story was. Go right on, show the love!!!!
Zeus
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