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| Sad Day or Good Day | Started by: HydroMan on May 09, '10 19:19 |
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Sad Day: So there I was minding the coner store and in walked this lady, not overly cute but nice compare to the local micks of the neighbothood.
She milled around the alise for awhile and I was unconcerned. Looking down at my books that I was organizing for the evening meeting with the boss I was unaware the the little lady was casing the joint.
She came and placed a container of milk and a bag of items on the counter she then said "Say mister" could I get a pack of smokes from behind you there, I asked her what brand as I turned arounded.
The next thing I felt was the cold butt of a revolver against the back of my head.
Waking up to the boss leaning over me was a "SAD DAY" indeed.
I worked for the next week free of course to equal out the books for the boss (of course I may have been skimming a little extra for myself) But that would have to wait for another customer. |
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That stinks to hear, buddy. I always hate to see a fellow criminal get out-criminalled. But, I guess it just goes to show, as I've been saying lately, that ideas are really the secret to success around here. |
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| Reply by: George_Costanza at May 09, '10 20:14 | |
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That's unfortunate to hear, HydroMan. I suppose you accept the risks when you provide "protection" to coner stores such as the one you mentioned. |
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| Reply by: Nujabes at May 09, '10 21:08 | |
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That is very unfortainate indeed HydroMan. However I was wondering why you would be doing mafioso books in public? I believe your day should have been called lucky considering that your boss didn't off you then and there for bringing your work into the public like that. Lucky indeed.
Mr_Bean grabs his Teddy and leaves the store to go see a guy about some drugs. |
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| Reply by: Mr_Bean at May 09, '10 21:44 | |
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Sounds like a simple case of misdirection. Sexual desire, use of pretty ladies, is another hot one being used. |
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| Reply by: Roor at May 10, '10 00:13 | |
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Sounds to me like you got to try and be a little more careful. |
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| Reply by: FrankieTheFishIII at May 10, '10 16:24 | |
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The little lady with the Revolver to Hydro's head was infact a man who Champ had witnessed fleeing from the scene a few minutes earlier before he had heard this depressed man speaking of his sad days.
He explained how the man had pulled off a dress and threw it into a trash can and nearly knocked him over on his daily walk to the park. |
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| Reply by: Champ at May 11, '10 16:21 | |
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I think we need to see the Good Day in this. Hydro man she could have easily shot and killed you but you are still here with us robbing post offices and pickpocketing people and doing the prostitution rings so that has to be good.
Singer smiles
The only bad part i see here really is that you almost died but almost makes it the good part. |
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| Reply by: SINGER at May 11, '10 16:41 | |
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Men in dresses what is this world coming to ..... next girls will want to wear pants |
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| Reply by: HydroMan at May 12, '10 23:29 | |
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My god Hydro, don't speak of such things or our descendants might live in a world like that.
Also as far as the Sheman who robbed you I spotted Shim robbing a bakery just yesterday. |
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| Reply by: Champ at May 13, '10 15:26 | |
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People we need to put an end to this madness.... Really "She men" now AAAAAargg what is going on? |
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| Reply by: HydroMan at May 13, '10 19:57 | |
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Sounds like someone needs to hunt that lady down. |
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| Reply by: FroconyII at May 19, '10 23:02 | |
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I can see why you would think of this unfortunate event as a sad day, but I have to agree with SINGER here. I would consider you a lucky man and you should be happy you were still able to wake up, as unpleasant as it was. |
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| Reply by: TonyPapalia at May 19, '10 23:22 | |
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Yes sir I am always happy to wake up after a day like the one I had, Heck I am happy the boss still talks to me :] Sort of.... |
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| Reply by: HydroMan at May 19, '10 23:25 | |
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Mango wanders up to the small crowd and notices what they are talking about.
"Well of course its a good day when we have the Durdens visiting! Can't have any complaints with them!" |
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| Reply by: afghanmango at May 20, '10 14:06 | |
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Boss you are talking to me Right? |
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| Reply by: HydroMan at May 22, '10 09:56 | |
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No..that guy over there |
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| Reply by: LowSo at Jul 07, '10 13:41 | |
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