The adventures of RegMan and Throbbin- The mystery of fapping

It was a cold and blustery night in Northam City the streets were filled with smog, so dense you could barely see the end of your nose, there was some commotion coming from a near by alley. Underneath a street lamp the light beams down on RegMan, his fists were out in front of him as he backed up towards the wall, there were four burly goons from The Loopy gang bearing down on him The Loopy gang was run by a well known but rarely seen villain Jonkers and his right hand man Tsu-Face. Anytime their paths crossed the fight was on for the all precious 'fapping' and this time was no different Regman was in serious danger, BLAM! KAPOW! SLAP! Regman takes a swift kick to his tits and hits the floor, as he drops he instantly sweeps one of those bullet headed cunts to floor and hits him with a chop  BALOW! Regman takes an elbow to the chin and passes out.

What was going to happen to Regman? Would he have the pleasure of fapping again? 

Far a away in the mist, was a man not a big man but a small figure came running towards the action. Was it a bird? Was it a plane? NO! It was Throbbin,  the estranged side kick of Regman he dives in to the action BOOM! He jumps as high as he can and roundhouse's one of the goons kneecaps out, the goon falls to the floor writhing in pain. CRASH! THUMP!, Throbbin stamps on the toe of one one the men causing his shoulder to dislocate in six places and punches the other man in the balls causing the head on his shoulders to explode, What a combo! Throbbin give regman a wake up slap..not once but thrice 

"Regman we've gotta go"

 Throbbin yells in a somewhat feminine voice, Regman looks up dazed and confused and tries to plant a kiss on Throbbin

"Hey baby, last night was great are you ready for breakfast" 

As Regman comes around a look of disgust overshadows his face and slaps Throbbin across the chops!

"Hey man! not cool, trying to make a move on me while i'm passed out"

Throbbin sighs as he's used to Regmans nonsense, he was a drunk and probably the worst crime fighter ever but he felt it was his responsibility to look after the bumbling idiot. As Regman came around he told him about the plan to go see 'The Penguin' down in Sewerland. Even though the Penguin was a villain, they needed him to get the fapping back to Northam City.

"To the REGMOBILE"

Regmnan and Throbbin run towards the high tech vehicle Regman has been building over the years, In reality it was just a bag of shit 1932 3 window ford coupe with a busted up engine. Regman jumps in the drivers side and pulls off like a bat out of hell, the tires screeching and smoking the drive at 4000 kilometers an hour flying through the mean streets of Northam. After about 10 yards of what Regman thought 
was 100 miles they come to their destination, Throbbin looks at Regman and shakes his head at the delusional crime fighter. Bearing down on the entrance of sewerland, the stench of haggis had filled the air the residents of sewerland were a strange bunch, the had orange hair and wore skirts but the was no room for crime and prejudice. 

"SQWAK SQWAK SQWARK SQWARK SQWARK"

Regman turns around and faces Throbbins direction, he does a double take as he can't quite comprehend what is happening 

"translate this fucking peasant penguin language"  

Throbbin looked at Regman with a confused look upon his face, It was an actual Penguin how the fuck could he translate
Penguin, Throbbin opened his mouth to speak but before words could come out Regman Bitch slaps the beak off the mouthy penguin as a result throbbin jumps in and gives him a kick to the flipper.

"Take us to that weird fuck face you call a boss"

The injured penguin somehow knew what the two men were saying and waddles them to the boss penguins office. The door swings open and their stood a fat greasy tramp swigging a bottle of orange piss water, Throbbin covers his nose as Regman heaves and throws up on the floor, he drops to the floor in a complete over reaction, his senses writhing in pain.

"Fucking stinks down here, look he's literally bathing in toilet water"

The Penguin wasn't an actual penguin he was just an abandoned inbred guy with disfigured hands, he seethes at the disrespect Throbbin was showing, he snarls and snaps

"We all know Throbbin likes to act hard but in reality most of the time hes soft, HAHAHAAHA, enough
I reached out to you because the city needs fapping back, things haven't been the same since we lost it"

Regman finishes throwing up on the floor, and gets back to his feet, he backs up and heads towards the exit spitting the last few chunks out of his mouth 

"Fuck. Penguin you belong in a zoo, you dirty shit. You've got flippers how can you even use fapping, does someone fap it for you? In fact don't answer that we're out of here. Next time our paths cross I'll turn you all into penguin soup"

The Penguin flies into a rage and throws a chair leg off Regmans head, The Hench penguins rush in and start to flip the shit out of Throbbin, he withstand a barrage of punishment before having a rush of blood to the head and passes out. They come too, tied to one another in a shit covered room the door opens and in walks a tall pale figure, not your usual cretin you would find  in sewerland he had a style about him. The firgure steps forward out of the shadows, as he gets closer Regman realises who it was, Jonkers, Regmans arch nemesis.

"Oh fuck it had to be a set up, Throbbin you're only good for one thing, i'd touch you up if I could get out of these ropes"

Jonkers, moves closer and puts his hand in his pocket, Was this the end for Regman and Throbbin? It was certain death, It regman knew Jonkers he would plant a bullet in both of their heads. He pulls it out, Regman flinches but nothing happens he opens one eye to see Jonkers and the fapping. It was just what they were searching for, How did those bastards gets their hands on the fapping, it just didn't make sense. Throbbin acts hard but can't move as a result Throbbin throws up and goes limp.

 Jonkers and the loopy gang have been fapping right under Northam cities nose, and they never smelt a thing. What does this mean for Batman and Throbbin? How will the rest of Northam city respond to this news?. How do PoisonDanni and Mousey Quinn from the southie girls gang tie into this story? Fapping was a great deal in the big city, many gangs wanted the fapping they just needed to get their hands on it. 

Join us next time in the Adventures of Regman and Throbbin!

To be continued...