I just came back from the barber shop, and my barber told me he heard a rumor that it is going to snow all week, be sure to get your warm clothes ready just in case.

I am sure ezio_auditorie had the best of intentions bringing a subject like this up. Granted, there are many gaping holes in how this would have value or impact in the everyday lives of the cruel, heartless, greedy, backstabbing, power hungry, egotistical, psychopathic, sociopathic or other categories of criminal that I can't be bothered to list. 

I would like to think that nobody would be damn fool enough (not very hopeful) to gossip about persons still living in this thread, as that would be, well, silly. I imagine you will get plenty of joke rumours, like you have now and I guess this would fulfill the 'fun' element you seek?  Although, I do have to question how this curtain-twitching gossip column is helpful. We already have a Newspaper, courtesy of TsuDhoNimh, (liberty taker extraordinaire) who, I am pretty sure is responsible for most of the gossip (90%) and contrary to popular belief, deaths of many members of the mafia world (20%). Incidently, if this rumour can be proven true then my delightfully, misunderstood Godfather Disorder could finally be proven innocent of the awfully, terrible and nonsensical rumours that he has and is going to kill everyone.

However, perhaps a use could be found for this place for those poor souls that died to 'rumours' where they could come back, visit this thread and set their record straight. Now, that I can see having value. Could be a cathartic experience for the aggrieved and it would certainly provide a fun and entertaining place for the rest of us.

I hear FitzChivalry is now demanding ten million doll hairs from each mafioso to stay alive. 

Nods.

I heard that Rubix isn't really a dog, but in fact a bunch of cats in a dog costume. 

Rubix eats Ginger

Did u hear that... one of the cl is squishy

I heard this too actually. And I must admit that I am squishy in certain places =/

RUMOR CONFIRMED

Damn. You found me out. I am Squishy.

I heard Grin has a poker bot that fucks everyone else up

I heard Grin has a poker bot that fucks everyone else up

Now you know why they call him Grin. 

I also heard if you go to shoot tylerdurden and you say "i want to be tylerdurden" 3 times in his kill thing  that your become tylerdurden and your kill your og self and your have a huge gun and kill any one you want as long as they don't shoot you first

Ezio, that didn't work for me though :( you sure that's right??

This reminds me of playing Dark Souls for the first time, when I walked up to the edge of a ledge where the message "Jump here!" and thought that maybe there was treasure hidden. There was not.

Good old LuciusBOT: 

	Mar 03, 01:23:18	Your accountant has received payment of $4,000,000 from Squishy. The note "poker" was included.
	Mar 02, 23:26:59	Your accountant has made payment of $500,000 to Squishy. The note "To win again" was included.
	Mar 02, 23:22:09	Your accountant has received payment of $3,500,000 from Squishy. The note "Poker" was included.
	Mar 02, 23:21:55	Your accountant has received payment of $500,000 from TsuDhoNimh.
	Mar 02, 22:44:06	Your accountant has made payment of $500,000 to Squishy. The note "Poker destiny" was included.

We're all equal guys; some of us are just more equal than others.

Grin.

Where's this thread when you need it?

I have no idea, I don't know why this thread is needed. Anyone here could inform me please do so because I'm confused.

I heard that the infamous Mafia Trivia (going by the pseudonym Ezio_Auditorie) was died and came back again using his signature name, hopefully up to the same shenanigans 

This is Killer Falcone here and that Post could be true by my standards but We have no idea. This is just news from the MR version of Drama Alert. Time to go and move on..... 

>:D

Will is thinking of retiring 

That is all