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| Quack quack! tyrants. | Started by: Aaaav on Mar 06, '17 18:16 |
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Aaaav walked into his usual bar down the road. In an attempt to grab whatever attention he could get, he started quacking like a duck. In mere minutes, men and women around the bar start noticing Aaaav's quacks and look at him. Good Evening, ladies and gents. Never thought, quacking might actually draw you lot's attention eh. Now. now, don't go back to whatever you are doing now. As Aaaav motioned to the few patrons of the bar who has started to turn back to their drinks and chatter. My family bloodline is fairly young on this shores. I have been checking my family journal for quite some time now and I realized. Over the years, our country had quite a fair bit of tyrant on our hands eh? Today I would like to talk about the memorable tyrants of my family's bloodline. Once I am done with my entry. I hope that more people will contribute, to notables, notorious tyrant GFs and Dons of our country. Shall we start then ladies and gents. Aaaav gave a smile to the crowd. He flips through the family journal on his hand and read out loud. First entry of my first ancestor. Tyrants of the time: Simplicityyyyy and Visas. Aaaav flips to the next bookmark. He gave a smile to the crowd as the name, the name that parents used to frighten their child if they are ever naughty or refuse to go to bed. He was the boogeyman. Next notable entry to the list, am fairly sure his legacy has left quite a mark on our community. One of my family's bloodline's bloodiest period. 4 uncles and 2 aunties were killed in a period of a year. Doocccctorrrr Booooom and gangggggg. Aaaav hears some cheers to the name. Noting some of doc boom lackey's descendants. After that, Aaaav proceed to flip to the newest page of the journal. It read:
As I have mentioned. My family bloodline is fairly young to this country. It appears my family still has much to learn, but one thing for sure gents and ladies. I am pretty sure many of you here, are familiar with the term Vendetta back in the old country. For now, I declare that me and my family are officially declaring a vendetta on today's tyrant. THE INFAMOUS, Godfather Disorder and Godfather Fitzcalvary. Aaaav notices at this point of time, the bar has stood still. Many unable to comprehend what just happened. I am pretty sure many are asking the question of why? from a nobody. It is simple, no one in this free country of ours. No one in our community, should be killed just because they pose a risk to the two godfathers and definitely not because after the many hours of labor they put in and get wipe off just because they are fairly accurate shooters. As many of those defending the action of the two godfathers says:
Aaaav clear his throat and give a nod to them and finished of his speech. Likewise, I would like to remind everyone, a nobody like me has every right to shoot them too, because its simple. We are in a mafia, of cause they will get shot. As few of the patrons try to laugh at Aaaav for his statements. Aaaav gave them a smile. Ahaaa, I know what many of you are thinking, I am just a bloody nobody but I believe, even if I am to die today for my words today. I can make sure that many after me from my family, or probably from other bloodlines will take a wild crack shot or simply the term known as "one percent.". The vendetta does not only include the two godfathers, but this vendetta includes people from their crews, their sub crews and MouseyCop. For as his name suggested, a rodent with no spine. We will not strike now, but be prepared. Me or my kins will start shooting anytime soon. Oh finally, let me predict, what is going to happen. All crews will be put on alert on hiring for fear of any of my kin might get a gun. For that I am sorry, to any potential new recruits who wants to join a crew now, things might be tougher. This will definitely be fun to watch. Or they might not, just to prove a point, nonetheless, my kins and I will definitely get one eventually. No one is safe, or at least not anyone from the families I mentioned will be randomly shot, even if it fails. We will keep trying, until the current regime goes down. Or even bodyguards, for hilarity purposes of cause. As the current regime believes that someone with a big gun might shoot them and kill them, they clearly forgot that the gods were kind enough to ensure, even a lowly goomba might have a chance of shooting and killing a godfather out of pure luck. WE. My ladies and gents are going to do exactly that. Or at least my other kins will. Aaaav gave a final smile, took the nearest pint of beer next to him and down it. He tips his hat to the crowd and walk out of the bar and awaits his fate. |
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Alloys gave a call to the company, who enlists hitman and post bounties on targeted individuals. Hello, I would like to put a target on Disorder for 30m, Fitzcalvalry for 5m, and Mouseycop for 500k. He hears a chuckle from the other end of the line and asked Alloys. Why? Your uncle Aaaav put the same amount for fitz and mousey why increase disorder's? Alloys gave a chuckle and said. Because, obviously Disorder is the one ordering fitz and mousey around, although they like to claim they are on the same level. Disorder is obviously the dick and the other two are the accompanying balls and operator please remember to put in my name. I would like them to know, that what my uncle Aaav said, that our kins will be out to get them, we are not really fucking around. And Alloys put down the phone and pour himself a glass of whisky. Probably his last. |
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| Reply by: Alloys at Mar 08, '17 09:39 | |
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Joe was having a drink at the bar when he heard two men begin to speak about vendettas and then setting bounties on the Godfather's. He was actually even thinking about taking bets on how long they would live for a laugh when he saw them drop dead from unknown bullets - guess that answers that question. Clearing his throat he decided he would speak up so that maybe these men's kin would catch wind of his words. "You speak of vendettas and tyrants the way a child with no understanding of such important things would. You do not wish to pit your family against the families of the Godfather's because of some deep wrong that they did to your family but because you have some funny idea of what you should be "allowed" to do in this thing of ours. Now, if you want to declare war against the Godfathers because of this that is your prerogative - I hope you like cement shoes - but at least call it what it is - you not liking the current regime and deciding you want to be the next one." Joe downs the rest of his scotch before continuing "See, that is what pisses me off about little piss ants like this coming out and giving their little speeches and then causing mayhem that gets good people killed so they can feel tough for a few short weeks before they get what they have coming to them. You don't give two shits about anyone else being able to grow without being a threat to the current regime you want to personally be able to grow so you can take on that regime. And as I said, if you want to take that chance it is part of the life we lead - however, don't give me some cock and bull story about how you are fighting for my freedom against a "tyrant". Joe pulls a cigarette out and lights it somewhat forcefully trying to call him temper that was starting to get the best of him "Let me give you a bit of knowledge that maybe you are lacking - this ain't a fucking democracy. We live and die in the world of La Costra Nostra. You don't get a vote and you don't get to decide who is or isn't a threat unless you have earned the bones to do so. Whatever you think about Godfather Fitaz, Disorder, or Mouse they have earned the right to make the decisions they make and given that their are people like you who are threatening to kill them is it any wonder they would be concerned about people they don't know getting to good with a gun? And before you give me some bullshit about the threat being because of this "tyranny" let me remind you that you are not the first to make such threats and many of them came before the last culling. Everyone leader of this thing of ours ever has had to worry about rogues and to try and label them as tyrants because they take steps to protect themselves from that is simply ludicrous" "So, if you want to go on some crusade and try taking down our current leaders you go right ahead - but call it what it is and don't stand on your damned soap box and try to convince us that you are some kind of crusader for the common man. Oh, and don't be surprised when those of us who actually understand how the world works gladly work to ensure a bullet lands squarely between your eyes when you start to threaten our families." |
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