March 26,1933

I have noticed gals are disappea'ing for nea'ly a yea' and then retu'ning. Only to work spo'adic hours at best, and most only du'in' the wee hours of tha mornin'. This is puttin' a huge bite into my ea'nings. I will have to figu'e out a solution to this risin' issue .

March 27, 1933

I have had th'ee gals now come and tell meh they could not be on stage. They would not p'ovide any explanation, although I did a notice a glow abou' them and maybeh  some weight gain.

March 28, 1933

My liquo' cabine' disappea'ed today.  This just dills my pickle. This is more distu'bing than the issue with my gals. Where did it go? Whys  it gone? Who tha hell would take it? Why tha fuck would they steal my liquo' cabine'?  I will have to get  to tha bottom  of this.

March 29,1933

My liquo' cabine' is still missing. Im fixin to string someone up ifen it is not located soon.  I have solved the issue with my gals, seems  they have not been takin' my advice on bi'th cont'ol and been just poppin' little custome's and new who'es for trainin out . So Im supposin' I need to build an o'phanage for tha little basta'ds . Ill just send tha p'egnant gals to raise tha lil issues while their mothas work tha brothels and tha burlesque hall.  Now tha' issue is solved I can git back to tha important issue my damn liquo' cabine'.

March 30,1933

Where tha hell is it? Who tha fuck woul' take it?  I has no place to sto'e my liquo'. My  beautiful display. I need my liquor' cabine' back these bottles just layin' around ain't cuttin' tha musta'd. It has been too long I have nah idea how long I be'n without my liquo' cabine'.

I guess it was a mystery after all. The monopoly would be a better topic.

March 31, 1933

 Where tha fuck is mah liquo' cabine' thises really fryin' my frog legs. I ova hear'd a  st'eet sweepa talkin' about some monopoly. I wonda if he is connecte' ta them clowns tha' stole my liquo' cabine'.