Champ steps up to the Center Stage of the NewYork Bar owned by once his Great Grandfather and now himself.

He then blows his wistle to get the massive numbers of people who are packed into the Small NewYork Bar to be quiet.

He blows one more time after hearing some laughter. Champ then begins to speak: Good day good day my good people.

Today I have came to the streets to adress a contest of mine. In which this contest you the public will judge me and any other of you who make it to the finals.

In writing a story, as you all know my bloodline has won many awards for there historical stories. Both loved and hated by many.

So for a week I will be holding a Story Semi finals contest. You have a limit of two stories to enter in the final.

The final will be held one week after the Semi Final. You can choose to talk of one of the stories you spoke of in the semi Finals for the Finals.

Yet I will have you know I see it as dis tasteful.

Once you have written down your speech you will have one week to submit your paper here.

Early submissions will be accepted late submissions will be ridiculed and dismissed. I myself have been conjuring up two of in my opinion the greatest stories of all time.

We will have a semi final contest on the top floor of the Hotel La Prodigy. In the contest the listeners will only be allowed 2 votes one per person or 2 per person.

There is no limit of how many people can sign up for the contest, or be there to listen and speak there opinions of the contest.

I myself will not be compeating in the Semi Story Finals.

Champ stops to clear his throat. We will have voting for the Semi finals  in order to make your opinion heard you must purchase a ticket for 1,000 dollars.

After the ticket is purchased write Champ with a notification saying you have purchased it also include the check for 5,000 dollars.

If you wish to enter the Semi Finals or FInals it is free. Just write Champ saying you wish to enter the Story Contest. Violators will be sued up to 50,000 dollars.

The Semi Finals top 5 will each be rewarded 15,000 dollars. Also remember the fate of there story lies in you the listener's hands.

Champ then steps down from the Center Stage and ques his band to play.

Is it just me or is this confusing?

Yet I will have you know I see it as dis tasteful.

What do you see as dis tasteful the fact that they talk about a story they wrote for the semi final and you gave permission to speak of in the final?

I myself have been conjuring up two of in my opinion the greatest stories of all time.

But you are not entering the competition so who cares?

After the ticket is purchased write Champ with a notification saying you have purchased it also include the check for 5,000 dollars.

I thought a "ticket" cost 1k to listen and free to enter??

Violators will be sued up to 50,000 dollars.

Violaters of what? If this is published in the streets surely we are free to say what ever we like? How will you make sure everyone pays 1k to listen and pay for the freedom to speak in the streets? Whats to stop me from just walking a long saying what ever i like?

I may be incredible dumb but i am very confused at this "contest"

You live up to your reputation as an incredibly dumb jungle animal if I must say.

Violators who do not pay the fee I instructed who still try to speak there views at the semi finales..

Also just a 5,000 dollar fee to help the owners of the ocntest provide the finals and semi finalists with money.

Also I clearly stated I would not be entering the Semi final not the Final.

Listen next time you animal!

Walking down the street Mango hears laughter and a loud whistle blowing. He wonders what on earth could be making all of this noise when all of a sudden he sees Champ. Right away he shakes his head and says to himself:

"At it again I can see, I hope this kid is intoxicated or something to give him the excuse for all of this."

Mango turns to see HuggleBear and greets him with a firm handshake.

"I always wonder whenever I hear him babbling what he is ever going on about. I can never seem to understand him, I wonder if hes drunk? Or am I just really high? Oh well who will ever know. Well I'm gonna get out of here before I get a headache from all this noise."

Mango shakes HuggleBears hand once more as he turns and leaves the very noisy street corner.

"Also I clearly stated I would not be entering the Semi final not the Final."

So you get a free pass to your own final?

What do you suppose I do write a check to my self Champ askes sureshot.

Yet you do make a point he then notices Afghanmango slobbering all over HuggleBear so he shouts get a room you to.

Ok so your hosting this contest in "your hotel" which is situated in the streets, so you will have something here in the streets which i will have to pay to come to oh which i can come and walk and talk in the streets for free on any other day?

Also how will you enforce this 50k violation?

Also has this week of excellent competitions started? Am i violating it now by speaking here right this second?

My point about you entering was why are you telling us about you writing a story?

Also could you remind me of your historical pieces of work you claim that have "won many awards"??

FYI only two species of bears, of which i am not, live in a jungle you probably don't know which though. I should charge people 50cents to reply to me and turn this into a contest of which i will charge 32cents to listen to their views and 13.23cents extra if they do not pay.

You pay no attention to anything you just ramble on like you have no proper animal training.

Your questions are ridiculous and pay attention to the what I sad earlier then get back to me.

Also could you remind me of your historical pieces of work you claim that have "won many awards"??

Totally valid question. You claim that you have won awards and i have asked you which ones?

"Also has this week of excellent competitions started?"

What is wrong with this? "

Also how will you enforce this 50k violation?"

You have not answered this at all?

By all accounts you look like a fucking idiot here once again. And by the other two people talking i am not alone in thinking this.

And Iota trained me so blame him everyone else does

I found it very confusing.

The way it reads to me is like this:

 I will pay x amount of dollars and have a chance at winning 15 thousand dollars in the semi finals or get ridiculed in the process. The finals will be won by champ, because he is the greatest story teller of all time. That is why there is no "Big prize" offered for the winner...

I have to agree with HuggleBear.

Good points I also believe in the Freedom of Speech.

To awnser your questions:

My bloodline's stories have recieved praise from many players here as well as winning the Story Mafioso award founded January 1st  1920 by my great ancestor Screw.

I will enforce me the violation policy by means of which are to graphic to discuss here.

Actually again I sad in my opinion I have recently written the greatest stroies of all time.

Domnizon quickly begins writing down this conversation to use as material in the You are joking, right? contest.  This was a sure winner, seeing how it had her rolling laughing for the past half an hour.

Thanks Champ! salutes Once again you have proven that ignorance is bliss....and in this case, your ignorance is my bliss. 

Calling me a fucking idiot while that is very smart.

Ignorance is bliss my dear.

Calling me a fucking idiot while that is very smart.

Ummmm, what? You really need to work on that speech imediment my dear. nods

Imediment?

chuckles Leave it to you Gwarble.   *impediment

Before you attempt to critisize some one in the age range of 14-16's spelling maybe you should learn a bit your self.:)