To help raise funds, starting April 1st we will be selling the following private data to our sponsors to generate extra income for the site.

Your wack records will be sold to Jergens, make of fine lotion, moisturizers and skin care products.
Your misses will be sold to Tinkle Time Targets.  Help avoid misses and properly potty train your boy.
Any content that matches the word "Revan" is being sold to E. L. James, author of 50 Shades of Grey
Your mails will be sold to DasKeyboard, maker of everlasting durable keyboards.
Your cookies will be examined, counted, and sold to Weight Watchers, a dietary service that promotes healthy eating.
Your previous usernames will be sold to your grandmother and future employers.  May user nazi666LGBTbasher feel instant regret.
Your IRC PM's will be sold to your significant others divorce lawyer.
Your http_referer data will be sold to PornHub so that they can investigate their bounce rates.
Your forum data will be sold to Mavis Beacon Typing Tutor as sales leads.
Your wackback records will be sold to eHarmony.com, christianmingle.com, as well as the mods of /r/nofap for their cold call lists.
You will be thrown into jail at every opportunity to view ads about how local singles want to meet you, progressive insurance, and finally some attempts to get you to purchase that item that you already bought two weeks ago. 

This is a double opt-out initiative, please select the Retire/Suicide option under the Manage menu, then type in your username to leave.

Thank you for your indifference and compliance.

Niko,

Your extensive mobmail collection of cybersex with -Santos- is worth tree fiddy at best.  Sorry :/