The Dice are a bitch

At least I am not Revan

He has yet to win.

Striphe loves to Gamble

How much money has he lost?

We may never know

Robed man at blackjack
said "may the fours be with you",
hit on seventeen.

Pew pew he missed you

That wack back is wack for slack

Stripe is old like mold

Striphe, the rich old fart.

Stay off his lawn or he will

Fix-o-dent your toes.

house, do take it all

i dreamt of everything for my own

now, nary anything at all

A rich man I was

Before the dice called to me

Rich I am no more

Clang to the coin spins
Gamble with a chance of lose
Yet the chance to win

I still don't know how to

write Haiku 

fuck

I dont like gambling.

I lose way more than I win.

It makes me so sad.

Wake up in the night

 Counting credits in the dark

He's dicing from his phone

Too many haikus

for credit dice gambling

I prefer dumb memes.

Where am I today

I didn't think this would happen

But I lost it all

To a gambling fiend,

An ode to the Houses cleaned,

And cash unredeemed.

roll the  dice smoothly

let pretty girls blow the dice

for luck of the roll

I like the free drinks

Only if it's your money

Hate to lose money

I know its late. I blame the war. Gonna post anyway. 

Gambling be thy Reign

GodFather Striphe be thy name

Goodness Great Dice Fire!