It was three in the morning when Yorick awoke from his slumber, he wasn't sure if it was the lack of a brain left rattling about in his head or something else, but he felt... empty. Not entirely certain how to remedy the situation, he grabbed the mouse from his left breast pocket and placed him on top of his shrouded head. It was time to go out for a walk and think.

What shall I do today? He thought to himself, wait err... he thought to himself as he made his way down to the park. There were people playing, families moving about. Everyone was extremely happy with themselves, but Yorick could not empathize. What was he missing? Was there more to this unlife of his? 

Become a New Man Today... bla bla bla.

It was a small pamphlet circulating through the windy air, grabbing it up he pulled it towards himself. He ignored most of it, but the beginning sentence sounded mighty fine to him. Was that a lightbulb atop his head or was Squeakers just extra in heat today? He wasn't sure, but didn't care. He would reinvent himself, become something completely new, and he would do it within a whole new family. 

Putting up the flyer of his own, he sat back and waited for the many responses that would filter in.

YORICK'S CRAZY CRAZY DEAL!

ACT FAST!

Do you need money?! A hard working individual? Someone who will think first and think later?! Well that's not what you'll be getting with me, in fact you'll most likely regret it! But why not take a crazy chance?! Act now. Buy now! Get Yorick TODAY!!

Call 1-800-BUYYORICK*

*This number doesn't actually work.

ALAS, POOR YORICK, HE WAS A SWEET SELL.

BUY NOW!

ok then after this I'll add some more but for now I'm bored. probably wont do this one though, it is before its time.

awkward