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| Ask a Pimp | Started by: Pimp-Lorenzo on Apr 15, '17 11:28 |
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Lorenzo steps out into the street followed by 8 of his finest bitches. Lorenzo lines them all up as one places a fabulous looking chair down in the middle of the line of bitches. Lorenzo straightens up his collar and makes sure the feathers in his hat are still standing up straight and firm. Lorenzo takes his position standing in front of the chair. "Now y'all dont strike me as folk who be seeing many pimps round this here street" Lorenzo takes a seat and continues "so since i seem to be the only playa running the game around this here street i wanna give y'all the opportunity to pick me genius brains" Lorenzo opens his arms invitingly "So go ahead y'all, this is the first ask a pimp q an a session of its kind." Lorenzo leans back into his chair |
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Walking down the street paul sees some sexy bitches surrounding this guy in a red fur coat he walks over just in time to hear the man shout about this being a Question and answer, intrigued Paul stands around thinking of a question for the pimp. Then it hit him, without hesitation he screamed out. "What happens when your ahem... Bitches, don't bring in a steady flow?" |
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| Reply by: paul-ferris at Apr 15, '17 11:35 | |
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FuegoSteve had just exited the local coffee shop where trivia was being played. The owner of the shop was giving out awards for correct answers. Was a great time... As Fuego left he noticed a group of young, pretty women. However he noticed a few flaws in a couple of them. One woman looked to have attempted to cover up a black eye. Another looked to have a small baby bump. However, they all looked to be some of the finest bitches Fuego has ever seen. "If I had a question for a pimp, I think I'd want to know, what do you do when a women gets crabs? Or what about some other STD?" |
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| Reply by: FuegoSteve at Apr 15, '17 12:16 | |
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Mr Pimp....If, say, a ho doesn't cough up the cash...do you have to choke a bitch? Do you have to get out of your car... And choke a bitch? |
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| Reply by: The_XX at Apr 15, '17 12:31 | |
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Lorenzo looks at paul-ferris. with a very bemused expression on his face. Lorenzo gestures to one of his bitches who walks forwards and approaches paul. she pushes her arms close together in her chest pushing up her lady bags. "Now you see what we got here is some grade A tittie brother. The kinda pillows that most brothers dream about" the bitch then turns round and promiscuously wiggles her bottom while sliding her hands down to her waste and leans forward slightly pushing her bottom out at paul. "Look at it brother....look at it.......thats the money makes brother. tell me you dont wanna stuff all yo mother fucking money in them pantys and take a bitch home with you. All my bitches are good quality. aint no cash flo brother its a cash fucking tidal wave. pimp gotta call the coast guard some days fo drowning in mother fucking paper."
Lorenzo turns to fuegosteve "Brother i take these bitches sexual health very seriously. roxy my bottom bitch takes the rest of the bitches for regular check ups, she makes sure my girls using jimmys and not riding bare. crabs brother? aint they those scratchy little fuckers that live in the lower hair? well them bad boy got mofuckin evicted ya'know what im saying? all my bitches take reeeal nice care of they selves."
Lorenzo hears xx's question and stands up immediately, furiously he waves his cane around in a pimp fit "why if any no good stinkin bitch ever held out on me id pimp slap that bitch through a fucking wall, never heard of no bitch holding out no money on her daddy. just the thought of it makes me wanna hit a bitch!" Lorenzo looks furiously at the row of bitches behind him. all of whome now look very nervous and afraid. lorenzo walks up to the first in the line and screams "BITCH YOU HOLDING OUT ON ME!" the bitch drops to her knees and shakes her head "No....no daddy....i give you every cent just like i promised to do" Lorenzo pats her on the head and says gently "Good bitch, get up." "yall gotta put the game on these bitches brother. make them think they earning y'all mother fucking money. if that bitch hold out on you....you gotta hit that bitch....you gotta hit her good playa.."
Lorenzo retakes his seat while waiting for more questions. |
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| Reply by: Pimp-Lorenzo at Apr 15, '17 13:14 | |
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Paul stands there mesmerised by the titties in his face, nothing but pure delight sat on his face.. "Fuck it, I'll take this one! Like now!" Paul takes out his wallet and stuffs it into the woman's panties he then stands up and walks away at.s locked, looking forward to the best time of his life. |
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| Reply by: paul-ferris at Apr 15, '17 13:31 | |
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Lorenzo claps his hands in delight, with a big grin on his face he points in pauls direction with his cane "thats right brother! you take that bitch. you make that bitch y'all bitch!" Lorenzo moves his cane and points it at one of the other bitches still in the row "you bitch, go with that bitch. two for one on bitches brother! we having a mo'fuckin bitch special!" Lorenzo clasps his hands together and rubs them while laughing "buy a bitch get a bitch free, when yo done with them bitches send them back to me!" Lorenzo breaks out into the most fabulous and funky pimp knee jerkin dance you ever did see |
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| Reply by: Pimp-Lorenzo at Apr 15, '17 13:36 | |
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Forest had decided to go for a walk on the town after doing a couple of work. He got out of his good ol' vehicle, tried to shut the door but it couldnt close so it took him a few tries to get it done, it was probably time to replace it since he wanted to be part of a new society. He bought the newspaper and had a quick cup of coffee. While grabing his cup he noticed a group of people gathered into some alley. He finshed the coffee and read a couple of articles and decided to check out what was going on. Approaching slowly he noticed a friendly face, one he had seen in some meeting when Forest decided to begin his new life. He got there a bit late so he was only to hear the last sentence coming out from Pimp-Lorenzo .
"this is the first ask a pimp q an a session of its kind."
All sorts of questions started going through his mind so he decided to go ahead and ask one himself. It was a meeting to ask questions anyway.
"What happens if some of your girls decides to do some off-duty works and not report them to you. Or she aligns herself with some other 'manager', what are the consequences for her? FuegoSteve mentioned earlier some details about the girls conditions including black eyes and stuff and is quite noticable. Is that one of the measures taken also ?" With that he finished his question and poped out one of his Lucky Strikes and pulled out his lighter from the pocked and stood there waiting for an aswer. |
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| Reply by: Forest at Apr 16, '17 18:26 | |
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