Lorenzo walks out into the street followed by a bitch pushing a chalk board on a stand. Lorenzo stops in the middle of the street and produces a piece of chalk from his pocket. he walks over to the chalk board and wrights the words... "PIMP MATHEMATICS" on the board.

lorenzo turns to talk to a couple of passers by who are now stood staring and scratching their heads. 

"pimp mathematics! the science behind mo'fucking pimping people. this is a serious subject for all you lil pimp wannabee's. learning pimp math is the first step to becoming a pimp.....thats like being an assistant pimp...yo a pimp...but you a pimp in training playa. you a bitchless pimp. learning from a pimp fucking prodigy like me!"

Lorenzo grins and throws a swaggy pose 

"so what is pimp mathematics i here y'all asking. pimp math....pimp science...is the ability to make mo'fuckin money with nothin but bitches. thats right....bitches. money......bitches.....money.  

Lorenzo glasps his hands together and takes a serious pose 

" bitches....equal...money......you have a bitch...you getting money...you have two bitches....you getting more money....you have three bitches....you making three bitches worth of money....you have ten bitches....you makin cheddar.....you have 20 bitches....you a pimp and you making pimp paper.."

Lorenzo looks around at a few frankly puzzled faces 

"thats right i hear y'all....how you get the bitches...thats what y'all wanna know. you gonna speculate to accumulate. you see a bitch...you hit that bitch...you tell that bitch she now your bitch and if her pimp dont like it....you kill him. then take all he bitches. its that simple...find a bitch, take a bitch, buy a bitch, trade a bitch, mo'fuckin rent a bitch....get them bitches brothers! get them bitchs and y'all making mo'fucking paper yo. "

Lorenzo wrights on his chalk board. (Pimp+Bitches=Money)

Lorenzo throws a hand up in the air and looks at the still puzzled faces around him and shouts 

"Class dismissed Y'all!"

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