Disorder, along with his allies across this capitalist hellscape, have acted most admirably in advancing the revolutionary movement, still in its fragile infancy in this land of unbridled greed and selfishness. More admirable still is the Godfather's willingness to act  as the lightning rod for criticism from the self serving intelligentsia, shielding his comrades in doing so. Truly, the United organisation can be conceptualised as the purest realisation of the Worker's Vanguard yet seen; excepting my own beloved Bolshevik Party formed in Prague all those years ago.

However, let me step out of the shade and offer my own version of the events that recently unfolded, though I am sure the disaffected bourgeoisie will strain every sinew to paint them as mere fiction. 

Given the success with which my contemporaries and I appropriated the illegitimate private property of the shameless Kulaks in the Soviet states, it seemed natural to instigate a similar campaign here on American soil. Since I have arrived at this land I have engaged in a relentless campaign of taking from the very pockets of those who enjoy an elevated position built on the foundation of the labour of others. This campaign proceeded at pace until the evening of April the 15th.

Apr 15, 13:28:36

Drunky caught up to you and beat you down. They took $74 back. As they walk away they say, "Bad boy.".

I am no stranger to this form of resistance. Proletarian appropriation - the immoral defenders of private property call it theft - is sometimes met with this kind of aggressive response and there can only be form of retaliation. Unhesitating application of terror. I immediately approached my benefactor and laid my concerns bare.

I told him of my experiences in the Penza Gubernia region in the balmy summer of 1918. There, the Kulaks revolted; determined to resist a red revolutionary tide which would sweep away their illegitimate position in society and in its place establish parity for the long oppressed worker. In that fateful summer, I was steadfast in my belief that only pitiless suppression of such an insurrection would serve the interests of the worker. I relayed the necessary course of action to my beloved comrades, writing that they should "Hang no fewer than one hundred rich men and bloodsuckers. Publish their names. Seize their grain. Let people for hundreds of kilometres around see, know, tremble and shout".

I told Disorder of my view that the two scenarios are analogous. The Kulak response to appropriation and redistribution in 1918 was no different to Drunky's this year. To prevent further insurrections, I believed it was necessary to secretly and urgently prepare terror. Revolutionary victory cannot occur, I argued, without the application of the most cruel revolutionary terror and I argued that such wheels should be set in motion without delay.

As the Godfather himself acknowledged it is a regret that so many in Chicago had to die and indeed there are those he would have preferred to leave alive; but the revolution is bigger than any man. An example had to be made, both to crush the spirit of the bourgeoisie and, of course, to awake in the peasant worker the essential spirit of fervent revolution and purpose.

The revolutionary flame is a delicate one. If it is to act as the ignition for necessary class conflict then it must be carefully protected and tended to by the Vanguard, and I am convinced that the actions of these past 24 hours have done much to advance the cause of worker of all nations.

Leah continues down the street when she came across some guy mumbling something she really couldn't understand. Feeling a bit bad for she pulled a couple coins out of her pockets and tossed them on the floor in his direction.

"Keep on drowning yourself in that vodka, buddy."

The_XX overhears the aggressive explanation of the weekends blood spilling from the far end of the Street and moves closer to hear Ilyich on a soap box. He recognized the jacket from the HQ bar. It had a red patch sown onto the sizable bicep. 

He listens intently for a few moments growing in excitement as he recalls the The Great Purge. 

Like and true Italian, I would rather be dead than red. 

Never is the capitalist so easily distinguished or exposed than when he is confronted with the dialectic method, or tries to engage in rhetoric. Unable to find sufficient flaw in the original Marxist account of historical materaliasm nor to convincingly rebut the more recent Bolshevik writings on class struggle and revolutionary theory, they will often resort to ad hominem attacks to debase the speaker and not his words. We saw this happen to our great comrades Marx and Engels, but history has vindicated them as great men and champions of the proletariat. The ad hominem attack is uniquely capitalist in its abstraction. Not only does the bloodsucking rent seeking class wish to divorce the worker from the intrinsic value of his own labour, it also seeks the divorce the worker from the very essence of himself - bringing about economic and sociological alienation and the preclusion of true class consciousness amongst the exploited and oppressed proletarian class.

Perhaps this is why my detractors, unable or unwilling to challenge the academic legitimacy of my theories of social conflict, would seek to muddy the issue by making farcical claims as to my incineration, despite there being not a shred of evidence to support this view. Indeed, even my staunchest opponents amongst the Russian Mensheviks and Tsarists would readily concede that I am not a man prone to drunkenness or excess. I consider such vices selfish and inherently bourgeois in nature and I strive to avoid such a way of life.

NextGenBearman, as much as I must disagree with your ideology, I do of course appreciate your acknowledgement of the growing movement demanding the next great paradigm shift - first to socialism and the establishment of the transitory state of the proletariat, and only then to communism. I will hold out hope that the social vanguard awakes within you class consciousness so that you are able to join our great people's revolution!

But you see I have read the teachings of marx, and I tell you I have never read such anti Semitic trash in my life. The issue with these ideologies is that you are part of the top teir of hyper corrupt gov cronies, or youre poor. There is really no inbetween, on top of all of this these beliefs are used for many genocides, and I will not stand for or with that thinkng. 

So I would rather be dead than red. 

Excuse me but I have to shit.  Does anyone have toilet paper or should I wipe my ass all over this bullshit speach.?

Wiping your ass with the words which have come from my mouth but take no physical form other than as soundwaves? I will give Mr. Marx his dues - he spoke of the transformative nature of capitalism; but this truly is a wondrous new innovation. How will you hope to achieve such a feat Marius?!

Marius_ I can get you the marx engles writings, its the same garbage. 

I like NextGentBearman. A man of dignity. My apologies for not reading your thoughts on my previous visit to this shit hole. Upon arrival I read the first 13 words Ilych spewed. Cheers.

It's like everything becomes a dramatic poem that doesn't end.

How can you then criticize Marius, after 13 words? You are a lazy fat cat. A product of a capitalist society that breeds greed. The reds are in your beds, though, and you don't even know. 

This ideological drivel peddled by a foreign charlatan is pure hypocrisy. Private property is the basis upon which we found and build our empires, and your attempts to justify both your actions in taking that which is not yours and the actions of your Godfather chairman are as hollow as your head after digging too deep into Marx's words. This is precisely the tactic of a fiend. One who seeks to not only detach man from his property but man from his fellow man. You would dissolve the very bonds which hold Our Thing together just to validate your malevolent righteous indignation.

Since you are at liberty to speak to the real causes and purposes of Chicago's demise, perhaps you could elucidate precisely why no protection order was issued for those abandoned by the death of their leader. How, precisely, does one awake in the peasant worker the essential spirit of fervent revolution and purpose when all such workers are slain with indifference? Are the sons and daughters of those slain supposed to see your professed murder as a liberation? Is this how your wave of enlightenment will wash over our country?

I say it is you; you, Ilyich, who betrays the common man. Not you nor your Godfather are driven by any ideal of commonality nor social justice. From these common men you are willing to take everything: first their money and then their life. For no more than a talking point to push your heinous agenda. I will not allow this malicious nonsense to permeate Our Thing. You and your lies will be refuted at every turn, and your vacuous vanguard will know the truth.

I got to give it to Cato. Well versed Cato.  A clear case where the pen is mightier then the sword.