It has been a couple of days since this was brought to the streets, the people had mostly dispersed as no one seemed to be interested in the topic at hand; everyone moving on, gently going into the wind. Why? Why must we ignore the most colorful of dukes? What has he done to deserve such a fate? I for one, will not stand for this, as I may be great looking and well endowed in many places, my love and compassion may be the second most important of them all.

Winking to the many ladies in the crowd, the Bachelor then made his way over to the diner where the conversation had taken place, he would not allow it to end. Not like this, not such an important topic which he held so close and dear to his very heart. Taping against a grate on the ground with a large stick he had procured off of a rather old poor gentleman a couple of moments ago, he did his signature throat clearing before continuing with the epic tirade.

We are indeed lacking many girls on the corners, this is a very important issue. Where have they gone is what I ask to myself every night before they sleep... first my mother and now, and now these ladies, they all leave eventually, you see. No matter how much of a cutie she may be, the... they... hmmff.

He wasn't crying, but the water falling from his eyes may tell a different story to some who can't tell the difference between a dramatic pause and tearing up over thoughts of the past. Anyways, he then looked back up, flexing his muscles larger than they had ever been flexed before, the world stopping for a moment at the powerful mass being created at this very moment; everyone halting immediately to stare and witness something which happens once in a generation. Some say if you stare close enough, you may see a faint glow of light behind him, but don't look for too long, as blindness has been known to set in on the meek.

It was... beautiful, but then it was over and Bachelor was ready to speak again.

I blacked out for a moment there, heh. Where was I? Oh, yes... I am, I'm deeply, very deeply in fact... I don't know, I think I need to go lay down, but this was a good talk. I think we've all learned a lot today, and I salute you all.

Grinning from ear to ear he walked away into the distance, having truly helped debate an important issue.