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| Stumbling Drunk | Started by: Warriorman on Dec 22, '07 07:43 |
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Hitting all the bars on the strip Warriorman is on a mission. Telling himself that it is possable to drink all the vodka on the strip in one night may have been a wrong thing to do. Now that he has completed 4 out of the 10 bars he strives to look for the 5th one. Knowing his eye sight was fading he reached into his pocket and pulled out his flask AAAAHHHH!!! more vodka he thought. Pulling the cork out he took a sip just to help the eyes focus a bit. Has he tips the flask he dosn't get a drop.... Now wait a minute I knew I had the bar keep fill it for me? Trying again he tips it back with more figre ... still nothing ... well now he was pissed. Back into the last bar he walks (sort of). Hey bar keep what the heck are you trying to do ?? Rip me off you are such a waste of a person, Looking around the bar Warriorman sees people ducking under tables and loading their weapons ? Spinning around he looks to see what he missed when he walked in. Looking behind himself he sees no one and continues to bitch at the bar keep. Waving the bottle in his hand his says "You will fill this up or I will blow you away. Reaching in his jacket with his right hand he pulls out his 45 and puts it to the head of the bar keep. Fluid pours out of the weapon .... wait a minute.... "God damn it" I thought the flask on my bottle was smaller than normal. With a shy quite voice he kindly hands his flask to the bar keep and with his left hand holsters his weapon. Do you think you could refill the flask sir. I need something to wash the taste of gunpowder from my mouth. |
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| Random, sir. But very funny. We've all had nights like that. | |
| Reply by: MafiosaPrincipessa at Dec 22, '07 11:36 | |
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I don't know if I would call it funny (LOL) I mean sucking on the barrel of a 45 is acting kind of desperate I think. For what I am not sur but I am sure deep down in my mind somewhere I am very distrubed. |
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| Reply by: Warriorman at Dec 22, '07 14:43 | |
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