** A man walks by a dumpster and grabs an old box that use to house expensive wine bottles. He walks out to the entrance of the alley to a corner where other mafioso's hang out. He places the box on the ground and steps up on it to get everyones attention. He pulls out a cigar and lights it up everyone is looking waiting for the man to speak. He takes a puff and finally speaks.**
Hello my fellow mafioso's my name is Tony Montello and I am here today to let you all know that it is time for the streets to change so that we can better ourselves in the mafia world. Let me tell you guys I have to connection that we have all been needing desperatly. I am offering crackdowns to any mafioso who shall need one. For 75,000 I can give you a crackdown at any time in any city. I have finally gathered the inside connection that we have all been waiting for. So hurry my friends step up and get your career rolling in a better direction today!!
**Tony steps down and takes a seat on the box where he pulls out a breifcase and opens it as to show that he is open for business.** |
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Kevin stops in his tracks and looks at Tony suspiciously
So what you're saying is...you want us to pay you, and then you will run to the authorities and snitch on your fellow mobsters, getting a good number of us thrown in prison?
RAT! GET HIM!!! |
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Come on my friends it a good time to get crackin so who wants one?? |
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I applaud your enterprising nature Mr Montello but I am sorry to say I am siding with the cat in this matter. Yes we all certainly benefit from fellow mafiosi being locked up and I never walk away from a chance to give them an early parole...but to pay money to incarcerate them.. I dunno, to me it seems like its a step too far. Maybe the guy has business to attend to and I paying someone to lock them up will have effected this business of theirs. No good thing comes from ruined business I assure you. As such, I wish you all the best in your enterprise, but I myself, will not be availing of the services you provide on a matter of principle. |
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Thats excellent my friend but I will assure you that people that are the closest to you are my greatest customers. I will leave that to you to figure out who! Also if you choose not to be a good JBer that is your choice but I gaurantee you this business has not failed and will never fail. Also if you read the bible it only locks up people who have been offline it does not lock up people who are currently active so staple your lip. SALUTE!! |
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You want me to find contentment in the fact that your enterprise does not affect mafiosi who walk the streets but those who are sleeping soundly in their beds. You'll tie them up and drag them out of their own homes for a quick buck? If I end up in a cell wearing my night gown, the bastard who is seventy five grand lighter better pray I wasn't dreaming of a giovane donna if they know what's good for them!
And thank you but no, I do not need any help with my early parole scheme, it has been working quite well of late. |
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AHHHH I love you choice of a dream and I hope noone does wake you in the middle of one of them because that would be a crime of its own. As to you JB career you choose not to help your fellow family mafiosos out of a cell thats between you and them. All I say my friend is good luck on your endevours and if you ever wanna have a drink name the bar the first ones on me! |
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*Walks past and catches the tail end of the conversation going on*
Craig: " In Tony's defense there are a lot of people who would use this service forget if you agree with it or not, There are some morel issues with it I give you that, How ever when you look at this thing of ours we do far worse, Lets face it we are all in this to make money, All Tony is doing is providing a service that some people want".
*Shakes Tony's hand before moving on down the street.* |
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**yells as craig is walking away**
Hey you to mate pick a bar and the drink is on me! |
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Looks at Craig
Yeah well you know, all your mother was doing was providing a service to me the other night, but you know, that still don't make it right, the shit she was suggesting! I'd pay seventy five grand just to get her off me, cicciona ! |
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*Walks back*
Craig: "It seems that I was misunderstood by my fellow Mafioso, I was just putting fourth that well like you I may not agree with the practice there are those out there that have no issue with it, when u stop consider the other morally questionable actions that we partake in on a daily basis I think that this infringement would be minor, I fully understand that some people have strong view on some matters and not on others all I am saying if Tony wasn't offering the service he is somebody else would be".
Craig: "Take from it what you will I wasn't taking sides just putting my opinion out there". |
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Everyone is entitled to their opinion, don't let anyone tell you otherwise Craig, I'm simply voicing mine in the opposite direction. Sure we do legally questionable things throughout the day, but in the scheme of things, I don't think turning your back on a fellow mafioso is a minor thing. Besides, 'Someone else would have done it anyway' isn't an excuse in my book...lets face it, the judge isn't going to let you skip a murder rap with the 'Ah come on, old age would have killed the shlub eventually your honour, I was just speeding things up' defense. |
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lol does it really matter lets play the game |
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