| Oct 10 - 18:49:50 |
|
| Post Reply | Post new topic | Page: 1 |
| My legacy. | Started by: KennyPowers on May 03, '17 17:50 |
|
What the fucks up gangland? I'm KennyPowers. I decided to come around and allow all of you to be graced with my greatness. Why is that you ask? Because I know there are none half as fucking good as I am. I aim to sell the shit out of some drugs and Probably use most of em. But mainly to help improve the streets of fucking Detroit. I'm going to show the underworld how to drink life down to the butt hole of greatness. Here is what you should really know. I see plenty of talk about death and killing. Let me tell you something... Death is for pussies and I fuck pussies. I rise above death and transcend time because I kick ass. If you have anymore questions about me.. Don't fucking ask. If you cant see my greatness. That's your fucking problem. Don't be a sensitive pansy lets go drink some beer. |
|
| Report Post | Tip |
|
"Fucking pussy" yelled Coltrane, grabbing a bottle from the bar area. The bartender had ran away pretty quickly after he saw a gun pointed directly at his forehead. "So you think you're great and shit? Let me tell you what..." he got in closer and whispered. "The streets are mine, I'll fucking rip your ass open with my domination." He sat back, taking a big swig of his bottle of whiskey, sending KennyPowers a small kiss in the air. "Plus you drink beer like all the pussies do. Try something strong, or are you too afraid?" he added, with a wink. |
|
| Reply by: Coltrane at May 03, '17 20:25 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Kenny looks over and see's Coltrane talking shit and raising hell Well Som bish.. Mr.Billy fucking bad ass over here talking shit behind whiskey glasses.You're right about beer though it is for pussies. But everyone knows that Whiskey has been helping fat bitches get laid since 1902. And I'm not trying to be that fucking guy. Bottom line here is.. I'm great and your a fatty fucker.
Kenny raises his Pabst Blue Ribbon and takes a swig. |
|
| Reply by: KennyPowers at May 03, '17 20:32 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Blue ribbon. What a fucking riot. The dude thought he was cool and and shit, poor lad. "Somebody once told me, roses are red, violets are blue, blue ribbon is for pussies. Man up my dude." said the memester, grabbing a bottle of bleach and chugging it. The dangerous act was quickly followed by a couple of violent coughs and a small blood puddle on the ground. |
|
| Reply by: Coltrane at May 04, '17 02:42 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Post Reply | View All Threads | Page: 1 |
Minimum $20,000
