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| Help an addict, Kill a habit | Started by: NotRedRum on May 03, '17 23:14 |
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He was doing his usual daily activities of gambling, drinking and touching himself when he finally went bust...This happened alot for the man, he was shit at gambling, and somehow shit at touching himself too, but what does a drunken gambling addict do when he runs dry? He hits the street corner and comes up with some bullshit excuse for you...Yes YOU to give him your hard earned money. "Ladies and gentle twats...I mean men. Today i have my best investment opportunity ever! There is no return...Just that of happiness. What is it? I hear you ask? Well I'll get to that part in a second sit back down and shut the fuck up! So i know many of you out there already hate me! Good i hate you too, i mean aww why? I love you *Sad face* But that's all the more reason to listen to my brilliant scheme! Here's how it goes! You give me your money! No not all of it! Okay only of you want to give me all of it. And in return i give you absolutely jack shit. Nothing! Not even the time of day! Sounds interesting right? Good! That's because I'm a smart turtle! And don't deserve your money at all!" The man smiles and looks at the crowd who just seem to stare at the man blankly... |
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