So my friend flew to Ontario to do some tuning on some cars, well not only is the Pizza Hut different but I got horrible news about KFC. He has told me with his meal he got French Fries and Gravy instead of Mashed Potatoes and Gravy...what the hell...Where is the Mashed Potatoes and Gravy...which is by far KFC's greatest menu item! YOU NEVER MESS WITH A MAN'S FOOD!

So Canadians tell me, what do you have against mashed potatoes and gravy!!!??


Yes this is a serious post...We're talking about food here!


And do not blame this on Kentucky!...Kansas maybe, but not Kentucky, I use to live there.


Yours Sincerly,
Nutjob Cav!

That's new to me. KFC in Canada has never carried mashed potatoes, to get a good Potato you need to go to Wedney's. and may I ask what is the difference he found at Pizza Hut?

He just said it was no where near the same.

Charles picks up a piece of paper off the ground which appears to be a letter. He reads it outloud for all to hear...

Dear Cav,

Canada is a country filled with people that do not like you. Upon hearing that your friend was coming for a visit, the Prime Minister immediately ordered the sabotage of the KFC menu. KFC Canada, Inc. gladly complied with the executive request, as they do not like you, either.  This all was done as an effort to ensure that you stay south of the Canadian border.  We will eat french fries with gravy for the rest of eternity if it means you will not come to visit.

A pox upon you and yours,

Canada

I eat poutine everywhere I go. Just ask, they may actually serve potato mash.

we live in igloos your crazy

Charles shouldnt you be stuffing yourself at Taco Bell right now?

Unfortunately, no.

I'm stuck eating french fries with gravy.

Figures. How about hittin a gym!

Slaps Cav and puts him in the gym without the steroids this time

Weird canadians EH!

Fries with gravy is a crime. I cant believe such nonsense occurs.

Canada always disappoints.

You are only exposing the tip of the iceberg.  The conspiracy runs deeper than anyone could have known.  From serving their gas in quanties unknown to us, to marking speed limits with numbers that don't even make sense?  Officer, I *WAS* doing 120, see? the sign says I can!  And don't even get me started on the milk.  Milk in bags?  A fucking bag of milk? 

Fries with gravy sounds sick, and milk in bags. How does that even work? There go my plans of ever visiting Canada. Hashimodo America is one of the few countries in the world that has a weird speed limit, most of the world uses KPH instead of MPH. 

Canada has the largest supply of fresh water :)...Proud to be Canadian

I was joking about the speed limit, heh, we are one of hte final few  holding out completly switching over to the metric system.  The bag of milk, however, I was being serious about, that shits real :)

My friend brought up a good point the other day, in Canada at the track is it called the 1/4 mile or the 402m...lol

Canada always disappoints