The May Spawn was success, the children rejoiced, the men and women cried in happiness, as the Durdens waltzed into our cities and happily allowed us to cut them down one after the other; it was truly a sight to behold.

Yet I don't believe we are done. There's still many more Durdens to be cut down in the primes of our lives.

Why should I trust you? Well, I was good last time. Surely I'll be good again? It's a rule now. You have to trust me.

How many do we need? At this point we have a few, but only a few. I will throw in any I receive from now until the date of the spawn which will most likely be this Friday June 9th, 2017. If I cannot receive at least 250 by then, I will hold off until I get at least that many and then throw the spawn whichever day that happens.

Why do we need ANOTHER durden spawn? Killing is fun. We all enjoy it, from the leaders to the little guy, everyone likes to shoot something in the face every once in a while. As I've already hosted the most successful Durden spawn ever (you can't prove otherwise), I figured I would try a second time for even more fun.

Send the credits directly to me, Bachelor, my gambling has already been pre-blocked and will not be unblocked until the day of the spawn. This hurts me more than you'll ever know, but that is how serious I am about bringing us all the death we so crave.

TL;DR - Send me your credits, this will probably happen on June 9th or whenever I receive 250 credits. The day of the spawn will be posted here once it is confirmed. This time I'll try doing it earlier in the day so that everyone can enjoy the Durdens, last time it was pretty late at night. At this point this isn't even the sort version, I should stop rambling. Send me your credits!

Update: 50 credits so far. We're gaining a little steam. 

UPDATE #2 kind of big but probably not big enough to make title font and bold but I did it anyways, so whatever. Read Below.

We're currently at 87 credits. If we receive 250 then someone has agreed to double it for a full spawn. All we need is 163 more credits and we'll be rolling in a full spawn! Every little bit helps. DONATE TOOOODAY!

135 credits. Only 115 more to the full spawn.

We're over half way there.

Or are you living on a prayer?

No, he said half way there. 

220 (+250) credits have been raised 

Only 30 more and then there will be a full spawn!

We still have 224 credits raised. Don't worry, fine folks. I will throw the durdens later today.

250 credits have officially been raised.

I will either throw the durdens tonight (around 22:00) or tomorrow morning (around 8:00) - both game times.

If you have a preference, message me. Whichever one receives more messages is the one that I'll do. If no one messages me, then I'll do them whenever I feel like at my own whimsical whim.

Anyone want a mapping credit? hmu thx

Thanks Mr. Bush for pulling this together.