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| Bah HumBug | Started by: Warriorman on Dec 25, '07 02:48 |
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I am the grinch of Christmas past present and future tell me your troubles and we will compare. The the marks are off the streets and the boss has giving me no leads for good drug runs. And worst of all it is darn cold here in the streets by myself with noone to mug. All the people are picked up and store in sweet homes for the holidays, I hope you that have opened your doors to them get robbed later this year LALALAHAHAHAH. I can't even find a little old lady to rob from darn samaritains. Bah Humbug I say the holidays make my pockets thin. |
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Amen, my brother. How about instead of spending two month's earnings on crap for relatives who annoy us, instead we get together with family for a nice meal without the stress of daily life? All this time of year does is stress me out. |
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| Reply by: KevinTheCat at Dec 25, '07 03:04 | |
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She scratches Kevin behind the ears and smiles. Doesn't anyone get you pine scented litter? Don't you enjoy smacking at the decorations on the tree? Please don't hurt me. I have catnip cookies for you. She looks at the last minute shoppers scurry about on the streets, ducking into alleys when they see a loved one. The main reason the season stresses people out is simple. We do it to ourselves. |
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| Reply by: Lady_Samalka at Dec 25, '07 03:13 | |
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Pine scented litter makes me break out in a rash, but yeah, I do enjoy terrorizing the ornaments on the tree. Oh, and I might leave a special surprise in someone's stocking. And they thought a lump of coal was bad. |
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| Reply by: KevinTheCat at Dec 25, '07 03:16 | |
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Well if you get a lump of coal at least you got something. Heck I can't even find a sock to hang (that isn't dirty) |
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| Reply by: Warriorman at Dec 25, '07 04:03 | |
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| i agree the hollidays are rather annoying | |
| Reply by: OB-Original_Bender at Dec 26, '07 14:11 | |
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| At least I know where the pickings will be to pilfer from in the near future. All those rich people and their new toys EHEHHHEHE they will not miss a few. | |
| Reply by: Warriorman at Dec 26, '07 14:18 | |
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