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I want my mommy...
Runs off in tears |
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I'm looking for the perfect angel to keep my temper in check...or ;P maybe the devil himself, would work..... |
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*Hears someone yelling on about making a match and walks over towards them with a glimmer in his eye*
Seeing as I am the lonesome type, I am willing to go to great distances to see if you can find me the perfect one to dance the dance with me. I am very picky, but yet very open once I get a good amount of whiskey in me. That last part is probably the key to success for you. |
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Comedy smiles to herself thinking 70% is near impossible odds, but thinks to herself "why not?', one never knows who they may meet on MafiaMatch. Looking over the applicants that have already applied she snickers and looks over at MrKrazy
'So a cheap bottle of whiskey is all it takes eh'? How delightfully charming in the short term. Just what every girl desires a drooling man stuck to her pillowcase for the evening... And long term again your just what the cat dragged in:P. Define picky perhaps that will clear up any misconceptions your fellow applicants might have. To me you application reads "Im picky looking for the right one, however I need the possible right one to understand with a few whiskeys under my belt the skys the limit :-)"
"The line forms to the right ladies....step right up!!!!"
"I must ask..... applicants come with papers or some type of marking that they have been tested regularly by a doctor or clinic. Or is it enter at your own risk?"
'I suppose with enough whiskey in my system I wouldnt care' :P |
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All at your own risk dear friends, by signing up you are agreeing that MafiaMatch is entirely NOT at fault for any consequences, which include STI's, assault, rape or murder. |
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Now we're talking.....rape, STI's, assault...how kinky is that...hard to resist such a challenge |
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Tell me about it! Although, my sixth sense tells me that none of that is going to happen!
I hope it's right ;) |
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Smiles mischieviously looking over at the MC of the show and tilts her head like a soft little puppy curiously
"Hello my young sexy prince, tell me are you in the mix here to? Or just the money man? As far as sixth senses they are HIGHLY over-rated you know. Its the 7th and 8th senses...Now those 2 you better hold on to your shorts :) Skyrocket you out of here" |
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