(The crowds assembled into the MGM Grand Garden Arena to see the fighters weigh in.People are chanting for their favorite fighters by name.While You Don't Know plays bumping on the over head speakers)

Welcome to the King of the Ring Weigh in I'm DanGleeballs and tonight we get to see the first glance at what is to come for this mega bout between Ricky "The Problem" Ross and Hisoka "The Ghost".I'm joined by a few former contestants Wraith, Lacey "Golden" Godreaux And The Current reigning and very retired "General" Disorder!

Also joining us tonight is Richard " Midget Molesting" Dallas. Mr. Dallas What are your thoughts on this mega bout?

I think the fighters are impressive to see from far away, but have a smell when you get up close.. Have you caught a whiff of Adam Birdaythion up close? Man. I'd hate to have to wrestle him."

Any truth to you being found naked with 4 midgets and 3 clowns at Circus Circus?

"Hey man. We all do some fucked up stuff when we're trying to get our rocks off! Am I saying the glue had something to with it? Maybe. Wait, were you asking if there was any truth to it? Oh. No. It's completely fabricated.."

Lacy "Golden" Godreaux,

Look, Regardless of the shit Ricky talked, he's a hell of a fighter. I thought I had him time and time again and he kept getting back up. If he really has a jaw like that on a regular basis- that's his biggest strength by far. I saw some openings during our fight- some tells if you will. If he wants to ensure a victory he's going to need to patch those holes because you can be sure Hisoka's watching the tapes of his fights. 

Wraith,

Hisoka is highly skilled. During my fight with him, he was able to reverse a number of difficult situations and capitalize when the opportunity presented itself. His biggest strength is his charisma and his belief that he is unbeatable. Drive like that is hard to find.

DanGleeballs,

I agree Completely this should be a solid bout between two very skilled soldiers. "General" Disorder care to give us your thoughtsabout this years competition?

"General" Disorder,

Its been really exciting to watch. A lot of explosive fights. Much more so than during the last tournament. 

What special qualities would you like to see these fellas release on Fight Night?

These fights have been all about the knock-outs. Standing strikes, kicks, knees, ground and pound, we've seen it all. Its been blockbusting box office action at every turn. The crowds have absolutely loved it.

Who is walking away with the belt?

I can't get into it. I will say I'm very excited about the final. Both fighters deserve to be there and it looks like it'll be a final to remember. One thing's for sure, whoever wins will be a worthy champion!

If you made a Comeback could you beat him?

Ha! I could beat anyone, but you won't see me returning to the ring. I retired undefeated and now its time for the new blood. Some really exciting fighters around these days and it would only tarnish the brilliant competition we've seen to reintroduce on old slugger like me. 

Both men enter the arena and walk up to the scales the crowd goes nuts yelling and cheering so loud the announcements about the weigh are hard to hear. Both fighters are face to face talking trash and start shoving back and fourth before DanGleeballs gets in the and separates the fighters

Disorder approaches both men Microphone in hand and begins the Interviews.

Hisoka, What are your thoughts about this event/

Well Disorder, I'm extremely excited to be here and apart of all this. It's been a long road and a lot of work has gone into getting this far but on Fight Night I plan to leave it all on the canvas, It's either him or me, and it don't see him standing in my way to do a dam thing but take a nap.

RickyRoss,

A Nap?! Mother fucker let me let you in on a little secret that your brain hasn't caught on to. I'm going to kick your fucking ass on Fight Night. You aren't half the man I am .

Hisoka,

Man?! Bitch your still wearing granny panties and squatting to take a piss. I'm going to beat your fucking ass.  It's on. Im going to serve you a beating you'll never forget.

RickyRoss,

Come get some . Just remember on Fight Night. Make sure the ambulance is waiting outside to get you to the ER chump.

Both Fighters go face to face for a final fight photo opportunity and RickyRoss shoulder checks Hisoka on his way off the stage.

"General" Disorder,

There you have it folks on behalf of myself and my DanGleeballs We will see you on Fight Night for the King Of the Ring finally.

*Richard Dallas runs across the stage  butt naked chasing a nude midget carrying a giant candy cane*

Richard Dallas,

Get back here you micro mini fuck bunny! I got something for your oompa loompa ass!