The streets looked a little busy at the moment with a crowd on one side of the street talking about some family called Durden or what not and another crowd on the other side giving everyone 'a warning' but he wasn't sure. MrBean had a hard time paying attention to such things. Especially when he had a big truck of coffee beans he had to get rid of quick before the coppers got him...it seems he had forgotten to pay off the cops.

MrBean started yelling at the top of his lungs.

Attention! Anyone who's not listening to someone in the streets, I need you're attention please!  MrBean clears his throat.

OK listen up!  Now I know not many of you know me that well...or at all.  Allow me to formally (finally) introduce myself to everyone, I'm MrBean...and I have a truck load of coffee beans that I need to get rid of quick and I need some takers.

So let me tell you how I got these coffee beans first of all.  It's really a great story, wait till you hear it!.  Oh it's so wonderful you wont even believe it happened when you hear.  I'm going to tell you the story and then you'll be like, omg, wtf, and whatever else drools out of you're mouths.

So it all started a few days ago when I was at my friends house.  That's when the story began, oh I can't wait until you hear it.  You're going to love it I promise you.  And my friend told me, 'Hey! Let's raid an Asian coffee bean truck!'. This next part is so great you're going to wet you're self so bad you wont even believe it!  I mean, it's so great you're going to want to check your self into a ward afterward...So anyway, I said 'NO WAY! LET'S DO IT!'.  MrBean chuckles to himself before continuing. So we got out guns and we went and raided it. But that's not all!  Now, I swear to you this is what happened.  OK, listen up...Are you guys listening?....Fuck it. OK, so we're in the stolen Asian coffee bean truck and we're driving down the road like mad men, who by the way my passenger friend was Odin.  And then, I shit you not, we saw about 20 cops standing in the middle of the road out side of their cars all in a nice little group and we weren't stopping for anything. At all. So we just plowed right through the whole lot of them, BOOM!!! DEAD!!! The End!...........

MrBean was laughing so hard at his own story that he was in tears. He looked out into the crowd and saw everyone was just staring at him with bewildered looks upon their faces.

I guess, I guess you just had to be there...So who wants some coffee beans?!!!!!

Sorry Bean old man, more of a Darjeeling kind of guy myself. Must be the accent... And why asian coffee? No south american coffee where you come from?

MrBean looked at the man and simply replied,

Because it was the easiest to rob.  All the other truck companies are spoken for.  Ain't that right Teddy? 

Teddy stared blankly as MrBean held him up and moved Teddy's head up and down.

Sam listens to the story, raises his eyebrows and then takes a closer look at the beans. Satisfied, he looks at MrBean. The name suits you sir. These are Arabica beans from the Island of Java. Asian indeed. I want you to deliver the whole truckload to New Orleans and we'd like one every week from now on. Carollo smiles and walks off whistling a silly tune.

Raising Teddy up to his ear MrBean nods.

Good idea Teddy.  OK sir, You have your self a deal.  I'll have my people send you're people an invoice.  Just don't go trying to bend me over for 2 extra points now, sir, please.  I surely wouldn't like that at all but yes, a deal.

MrBean continues to stand by the truck to quickly get rid of the evidence so he didn't have to spend more time in jail trying to explain to other prisoners that he was not of that sexual orientation.

Would anyone else like a truck load of stolen coffee beans?  I have plenty left!!!

Diablos walks up to Beany and smiles

"I would love to take some of your Coffee beans my friend. Then when you come to my place sometime I will make you a great cup of 'Coffee'".

Diablos smiles at Beany and waits for his Coffee beans to be handed to him

"Oh and remember just because I am having some of these from you that doesn't mean we are friends OK! I still aim to find a way to put an end to you and your never ending bunch of teddy's".

MrBean shakes his head no and holds on to Teddy tightly.

He's mine and you will NEVER take him or harm him in anyway!  Now,  here's your coffee beans sir.  Free of charge of course but ONLY because you are the rhm of the family other wise this case of beans would run you $200.  NOW STAY AWAY FROM TEDDY!!!!

MrBean tucks Teddy under his shirt just to be sure that nasty Diablos doesn't take him and burn him...again.

Now I got trucks waiting and willing to deliver ever these beans to your city people.  They are very special beans from Asia and they will make you stay up for atleast 3 nights just from one cup!!  Now do I hear anymore takers?!.......

MrBean looked at Diablos again who has now taken his Zippo out and was flicking it.  MrBean's eyes grew big.

What the? Bean is that you! You did a job without me you know how much i love asian beans... Did teddy tell you to cut me out of the great bean robbery! Hes had it in for me ever since i told him barbi had plastic surgery.

Im going to go have a drink catch you later! Pilot turns and walks off down the street he could feel teddys gaze burning a hole in his back.

Galactus laughs his way up to the truck of asian beans.

MrBean,I will be glad to help you get rid of some of these asian beans only if you promise to never rob asians again.Out of everybody in the world,it had to be the Asians?You didnt only just rob them but you bullied them.Ahaha,let me get 5 sacks please.

Galactus then waits for MrBean to give him his inventory and then he walks off back into the streets.

MrBean laughs at Piloterror and Galactus.

Well I would have asked you to join Pilot but I figured you'd be too busy with pimping out some girls as you do.  And as far as robbing the Asians Galactus, pf, well they deserved it anyway because they stole Teddy away from me!  So I figured, what the hell, might as well get some profit out of it, right?  Enjoy the beans!

MrBean sits on the back of the truck bouncing Teddy up and down on his knee, moving his head to music that wasn't really there and waiting for his next customer.

After a couple of drinks pilot decides he cant stay made at teddy so wanders back to where Bean parked his truck load of asian beans.

Upon arrival he notices bean bouncing teddy on his knee swaying to no music at all and decides he can stay mad a wee bit longer and heads back to the bar.

DonPardo creeps slowly behind MrBean with one thing in mind, GET THAT DAMN TEDDY! He knew without Teddy in his ear he could persuade Bean to do anything, even put him on for 20% of all Asian coffee bean sales.  He taps Bean on the left shoulder and grabs Teddy out of his right hand.

Bean, you fool, we have to talk. See thing is I want in, and seeing as I got you precious Teddy, I say 20% sounds fair.

Bean looks as if his he did not have a clue what to say or do. He just stood there with a blank look on his face, starring at Teddy. It was then that it dawned on me, Teddy controlled everything, without Teddy Bean could not function. Feeling bad I had to give Teddy back, I mean what's the use, Bean wasn't going to even move more or less cut me in on his profits. Thus I handed Teddy back, just as I did, Bean looked down at him as if he was telling him something.

MrBean starred at DonPardo.  He didn't know what to think.  He couldn't stop starring and his mind was completely blank.  It was as if Teddy was his life source.  With out him MrBean was just a mindless drone.  Finally DonPardo put Teddy back in his hand and Teddy started speaking to him once again.

You know Teddy, you are absolutely right.  DonPardo should get his share in my coffee bean venture and that does sound like a very generous amount you stated Teddy.  I will tell him

Looking up he starts saying to DonPardo,  Yes Don, you may have a cut in the profits.  Teddy and I both feel you deserve %.5

MrBean smiles and extends his hand for a shake...

DonPardo looks at Bean's hand out with disgust, then looks up at Bean

You have to be kidding me, half percent? And why is your hand out, clearly it is Teddy I am negotiating with not you?!

DonPardo devotes his attention to Teddy

I can't believe I'm doing this but, Teddy I say 10% is a fair compromise. I know you can convince your puppet to agree to it, we don't need any trouble right now. All I have to do is snatch you away again and Bean wont even put up a fight,we both know it to be true.

DonPardo watches in amusement as Bean looks at Teddy like he is getting his advice

MrBean raises Teddy to his ear once again.

Good idea Teddy.  OK Donny,  %10 but Teddy and I get to crash on your couch for 2 months...My house burnt down when Diablos tried to burn my precious Teddy.

Felipe just smiles as he saw his boss DonPardo negotiating for a supply of coffee beans from Teddy and MrBean. Obviously that toy bear has some kind of control over MrBean he thought, seeing just how MrBean seemed lifeless without having teddy by his side.

Felipe walks up to the two gentleman who are still negotiating or arguing over them beans.

Greetings gentleman, and teddy. MrBean sir, I would love to take some of those beans off your hands. If my Don here get's some discount, I'm sure myself is entitled to some discount as well? I'm sure teddy would agree with me on this.

Felipe winks at MrBean and lights a cigarette while he waits for his order of beans.   

MrBean looks at Felipe with shock from being asked for a discount and turns his back to the gentlemen to consult with his Teddy.  Finally after 3 mins of mumbling to himself MrBean turns back around.

What Teddy and I decided was that there will be no discount for anyone who is not in a leadership position....Unless there will be a place to lay my head.  Then there will be a %10 discount granted I get to sleep at your place and raid your fridge whenever I wish...Deal?

MrBean smiles his crooked smile with some teeth missing from being punched in the face so many times.

Felipe is shocked by the counter offer given by Teddy and MrBean.

You're giving me only a 10% discount? plus you want to sleep in my house and raid my fridge?!

"Hmmm..." Felipe takes a moment to think through what Teddy and MrBean has offered.  

No way I'm letting you two into my house and raiding my fridge. Teddy give me the creeps. But... I may reconsider if you give me a 20% discount for those beans. I'll let you and Teddy sleep at my house for 1 night if you give me that 20% discount, plus you and Teddy can raid my fridge.

Felipe throws his cigarette to the ground and puts it out with his foot. Smiles towards Teddy and waits for their answer.

You got youself a deal Felipe and what the hell.  Might as well give you the same deal DonPardo.

MrBean shakes both mens hands and hands Felipe his packages of Asian coffee beans.  He hopped back on the back of the truck and awaited his next sale.