Philly dead (tenley left to house homeless if their willing lol)

woke up dead. looks like philly all murdered tonight by las vegas & maybe chicago who knows. everyone did see it coming though if you read the actions of donbot and gleeballs in the Hi there poster. tenley left which leaves the city in complete ruins and hopeless. recommend we release the dam and flood the city folks.

monsterhair and gleeballs demoted due to behavioral problems related to philly and stuff

sounds like gleeballs ran his mouth and got out of place and now look he is a goomba. monsterhair once a powerful godfather but now reduced to don. changing times usually when a rhm or lhm messes up you kill the CL but in this case.

joeking still really rich

we highly recommend another spawn

james kills people for dueling

+ member whores but at least he isnt killing all his friends so maybe he is good choice

angy still has biggest gun in game

well over 3k?4k? of those bums thrown into the ocean and a lot of people close to her so kids if you really want to be a hitman there is your competition. gaston friends with disorder so he has no worry of death.

Why the fuck have I been given a throw away line at the bottom of the paper?

Should be headline news that Supertwa..man. Oh shit. Your secrets out. But don't come near me I have some kryptonite and I take out beast like you for breakfast.

As for the actual factual base to that statement. Disorder doesn't have friends so your point is null and void. We are just puppets in his quest for world domination. But he touches my hair in ways only Belle could and I will take it. Added to the fact I am making really hard work of this being a crewleader thing and I would say that makes me pretty safe as well considering I am as much of a threat to him as you are to me.

But top effort on that paper/news/thing. 0.1/10. Keep it up slugger.

Tammy cocked her head and scowled at the single sheet of paper in her hands. The writing was erratic and it was crumpled at the edges. After a few moments she looked up, at nobody in particular. 

"Woke up dead?"

Disorder chuckled at the news.

"Shame to see the budding young author take his own life. I should have liked to tip him and encourage more from his humorous punchy style! We need more writers like that over at the Pacific Press. Ours keep dying or contracting cruel STDs and going on sick leave. I don't know what it is with criminal journalists, they have no sense of duty or responsibility. At least some consistency would be a start. 

Anyway, should the spawn of Superman (possible headline there) decided to enter our life of crime, I should certainly have a role for him over at Pacific Towers. Our paper needs quality staff. Almost always!"

He started to walk away and stopped himself, turning back to the gathering. 

"And the me and Gaston thing. There's nothing in it. Well, there was a couple of drunken evenings with some show girls and some confused feelings but, well damn-it the guy smells fantastic! You ever got close to him? Seriously, go have a good sniff. Incredible! Anyway, that was all."