Terrible pickup lines

[01:22:01] UglyBastard: Quiz again...Should be easy for you guys: Which American state is nearest to the former Soviet Union?

[01:22:11] Lampshade: here is the story, 93 i had my first baby. and we use to watch this. https://youtu.be/nbY_aP-alkw

[01:22:53] UglyBastard: haha.. i was just a little brat then.

[01:22:57] Lampshade: and i stuck with no worries for the rest of my days. yea im human i get in a bad groove. but never stay there. I make my day happen

[01:23:36] Lampshade: gives koolaid samiches and high fives around the room

[01:23:41] Lampshade: lol

[01:23:45] UglyBastard: lol

[01:23:47] Solum: Alaska?

[01:23:52] UglyBastard: correct

[01:24:03] Carnival: i can't sing.. cuz when i sing my windows tremble of my sweet deep voice...

[01:25:27] Solum: https://clyp.it/user/n5rcgfi1

[01:26:31] UglyBastard: Ok.. Lets see how much you know about norway. What creature is in the most famous Norwegian folk lore?

[01:26:35] Carnival: hey, that's a nice voice.

[01:26:49] Solum: >.<

[01:27:24] Carnival: so it was yours... you sure got bored girl, made an album here. lol

[01:27:26] Solum: Bad that I want to say troll? or hydra?

[01:27:39] UglyBastard: Troll is correct :)

[01:27:55] Solum: I have few friends in norway

[01:28:02] UglyBastard: ah, cool..

[01:28:12] Solum: And no Carnival D;

[01:28:26] UglyBastard: American students or Norwegians?

[01:28:30] Solum: I havent talked to them in years

[01:28:47] Solum: Norwegians, met them in 2015 at the national boyscout jamboree

[01:29:02] UglyBastard: ah..[01:29:04] Solum: Funny guys really

[01:29:09] Carnival: dam.. guess gotta find some other ways to hit on ya then... was so close! D:

[01:29:13] UglyBastard: We all suck...

[01:29:29] Solum: they called mountaindew "Nectar of the gods" xD

[01:29:35] Topcat: There's no way you're from Norway...

[01:29:48] UglyBastard: lol

[01:29:51] UglyBastard: why not?

[01:29:54] Topcat: idfk

[01:29:54] Lampshade: big foot?

[01:30:03] Carnival: more like what makes him so sure.. lol

[01:30:05] Solum: And Carnival were you trying to hit on me?

[01:30:31] UglyBastard: Why cant i be from Norway? Lol

[01:30:37] Carnival: hmm.. depending on how that convo would have gone... sometimes i do drastic things to get me to stay on!

[01:30:39] Topcat: IDk a joke

[01:30:44] Topcat: Noway Norway?

[01:30:49] Topcat: Ba dum tiss...

[01:30:53] UglyBastard: ah..Lol!

[01:30:58] Solum: Cause if so, sorry dear. Im oblivious to people flirting >-<

[01:30:59] UglyBastard: Duh

[01:31:04] Solum: Oh hey topcat

[01:31:05] Lampshade: clap clap

[01:31:13] Carnival: i don't flirt, i hit.

[01:31:24] Solum: Carnival its still the same to me :P

[01:31:30] Carnival: dam that came out kinda wrong.. lol

[01:31:33] Solum: xD

[01:31:35] UglyBastard: Lol

[01:31:45] Lampshade: gets some popcorn going

[01:31:51] UglyBastard: *when you realise what you just wrote*

[01:32:06] Topcat: I got terrible pickup lines

[01:32:12] Topcat: Hey girl don't be greedy

[01:32:13] Lampshade: rolls a blunt and waits in anticipation

[01:32:15] Topcat: You get that body all your life

[01:32:19] Topcat: I just want it for one night

[01:32:46] Carnival: it's not that hard... what our lovely boss said, is not entirely true, every chick likes flattery, start with that.

[01:32:47] Carnival: >:)

[01:33:09] Topcat: Ok

[01:33:24] Solum: Wait huh? Oh. Yea. I dont get flattered much.

[01:33:32] UglyBastard: Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

[01:33:39] Solum: ......

[01:33:41] Lampshade: lol

[01:33:41] Topcat: I'm not a weatherman but...

[01:33:46] Topcat: You can expect 8 inches tonight

[01:33:50] Carnival: noooo

[01:33:50] UglyBastard: LOL

[01:33:51] Carnival: ...

[01:33:55] HappyTokes: Lmao

[01:33:55] Carnival: facepalms..

[01:33:56] Solum: dies

[01:33:59] HappyTokes: Bruh

[01:34:08] Carnival: shit.. the mood went out of the window. lol

[01:34:08] Solum: comes back and sighs

[01:34:08] UglyBastard: Topcat killed it

[01:34:10] UglyBastard: Lol!

[01:34:16] Solum: terrible terrible jokes

[01:34:21] Lampshade: smacked it up LMAO!!

[01:34:25] Topcat: This is for the holiday season

[01:34:32] Topcat: I know black friday is a while a way but...

[01:34:39] Topcat: Clothes are 100% off at my place

[01:34:56] Lampshade: damn. that is classic

[01:34:58] Lampshade: lmao

[01:35:02] Lampshade: keep going

[01:35:04] UglyBastard: haha

[01:35:17] Solum: ......

[01:35:18] UglyBastard: Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special

[01:35:20] Topcat: I'm out of material

[01:35:26] Solum: omg...

[01:35:53] Lampshade: yall are killling

[01:35:55] Lampshade: me

[01:35:57] Lampshade: lol

[01:35:59] Lampshade: o

[01:36:00] Solum: im laughing so much.... that im crying

[01:36:00] Lampshade: m

[01:36:02] Lampshade: g

[01:36:03] UglyBastard: hehe

[01:36:12] Solum: this is just omg....

[01:36:17] Lampshade: my stomach hurts

[01:36:26] Carnival: now-now don't laugh too much...

[01:36:30] Solum: my cat just swatted my face....

[01:36:41] UglyBastard: this seals the deal:

[01:36:46] UglyBastard: You are almost as hot as my mom.

[01:36:47] Lampshade: someone needs to get all this data and save this day of crew chat

[01:36:51] Lampshade: this is classic

[01:37:00] Lampshade: im so glad its my friday.