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| No salt, just my honest opinion | Started by: Malone on Jul 14, '17 19:15 |
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Malone was skulking through the streets as rain poured down on his hat, droplets sliding off the brim and bouncing off the pavement, he took a deep breath as he stopped on a street corner, slowly turning to the crowd walking past he begins to talk. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am Malone, you may or may not have heard of my father, Redrum. Wether in good words from a good mouth, or bad words from a few cunts who like to slander my name I'm here today to tell you my opinion about the fellow mafioso of this here country. Some are good, some are completely tyrants, and some, well fuck me some are just plain shit. Lets start with the big man, disorder himself! Oh no! Slandering the high lord! What a stupid man! Is what I can guarantee all of you are thinking after hearing that." Malone flicks his wrist motioning his bodyguard to walk up and hold an umbrella above his head, pulling out a cigarette from his coat pocket, he lights it up, puffing slowly. " @Disorder in my eyes is a good guy, He knows how to run not only a family, but the whole Fucking country! I mean, he's got people paying him for Fucking rent! We've never had bad blood, because everytime I've approached him, I've been respectful, like you should be. I mean yeah he's a Fucking robot, the mafioso life is like crack for him! @Princesa Now what a sweetheart she is, dragged me back to these shores twice so I can be in her crew, it's been the best times I've had since my first son stepped on these shores, Yes I know I've been slacking, shush, I'm not going to start not slacking now. (Ps. No, you can't change my mind about this.) @Orange We haven't really talked as much as we should have, no real reason to, you've not responded to like 90% of my mails so meh, not my fault we haven't talked, I hardly see you around anymore, but again, none of my business, @Lawnmower Ha, your still down 195k though you'd have PPed that back by now, slacking! Now onto the country itself It's going down the drain, Not because disorder has his iron fist rule over us, but because people lack the motivation to do anything about it except bitch on the streets, Here's an idea Sit quietly, build a gun, a shit load of money, and a little team, and do something you bunch of pussys l, whining about shit on the streets, oh he beat you up and stole your money? Boo Fucking hoo you pansy mug him back." Malone puffs on his cigarette and waits for the now shocked crowd to shout bullshit at him. (Just an FYI, this is for entertainment purposes only, Maybe some facts too...) |
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Tilts head. What about robots? Surely these don't exist... |
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| Reply by: Telkin- at Jul 14, '17 21:50 | |
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Violinist smiles All this talk about robots brings back fond memories of the old county when I was just starting out in the life. I pick pocketed this old man, but not very well. He realized i took his wallet and ran after me. I couldn't believe how fast that old man could run. I ducked into the local cinema house to hide out for awhile. It was there that I saw L'uomo Meccanico. The film was about a giant, super-powered 10 foot tall big evil mechanical robot, designed to commit robberies and create mayhem. All I could think was how great it would be to have that robot as my partner and how rich I could be. I wouldn't have to split the take, I'd just have to buy my robot friend some oil every once in awhile to make sure he could sneak up on people without squeaking and the rest of the money would be all mine. The old man never found me as I watched that silent film. It was a good day, he had enough in his wallet to buy my ticket and big plate of gnocchi's that i ate at the local ristorante after the movie. |
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