Haven't seen one of these in a while.     I'll get the ball rolling.

He went out....

and bought hamsters

that had a

case of herpies

that turned out

to be ninjas

that are gay

who ate large

and small donkeys

with an elephants

testicle covered in

a lot of

black horse cum

So the farmer

got his pitchfork

and raped Oprah

and DR. Phil

then brought hookers

to sunday mass.

where the preist