Jenbola set up a little stand in the streets and hung up a sign above it. "Cootie Shots: 200k" she glanced over at Foamy and shook her head, "No no, next time you can dance for the people. But this time we're going to do a service for the community." at the word service Foamy bent over and wiggled his bum at her, "dear lord man, not that kind of service!" she told him as she covered her eyes in horror. She might have peeked out, but only to see if he was done gyrating in such a lewd fashion. 

"Ladies and gentlemen!" she called out as she stood up on her seat, her arms flung wide. "Germs are everywhere, disease and pestilence, which someone might say are the same thing but I don't care, are everywhere." She gestured to Foamy again and cried, "Look at this thing! He is rabid with infection and age." which caused Foamy to hobble closer to her like an old man. 

"Put him down!" a voice cried out in the streets. 

"Nay! I shant!" Jenbola declared, "Instead I shall cure him!" she reached for the wrinkly and strangely damp squirrel paw and after a few motions and a muttering Foamy jumped up as spry as ever and started humping CletusKasady 's leg with a vigor of a much, much younger mammal. 
She looked at the crowd who was stunned and amazed. "Yes, I know! Now please, for a payment of two hundred thousand dollars, you too can be cured of your ailments. Unless you are ugly, then I can give you a paper bag and wish you the best." 

She gestured to a stack of Paper bags that Thoros was perusing before shooing him away. "Not now, Thoros!" she told him. She flashed a smile at the crowd, they looked startled, eager and most of all they looked like they wanted to give her their money. "Who's first?" She asked them before stepping down. 

What the hell is this shit FearlessJ wondered

Strolling down the avenue, Indubitably had to do a double take as he saw what seemed to be a higher being in the streets.

He then doubled over as said being was discussing shitting himself in his bed.

I'm either really high, really drunk, sleep deprived...or that fellow needs diapers...he thought to himself before carrying on his way.

She stared after Squishy while rubbing her hands together and muttering, "Soon." in a very evil diabolical way. 

CAN'T........STOP............HUMPING..............

Jenbola ducked under Foamy 's outstretched arms as he came after her, his newly rejuvenated hips moving so fast they were practically a blur of motion. "Ah Calmie , nothing is free in life. So pay what you think is best and the paper bag is yours." she moved over and smacked Thoros ' hand "Oi, don't ruin all of these as well, you freak." she told him. 

My goals were not as dubious as you seemed to think they were, Lady Jenbola. I was merely trying to paint them red since I am a Red Priest. I was completely innocent this time. 

Side eyes Thoros for a bit, "This time, huh? You got your paper bag! Don't be greedy!" 

Thoros rolls his eyes at Jenbola's comment.

The most important question is...do you accept rum as payment? Although this would mean less rum for me to drink personally so I'm unsure if that would work.

Scratches his chin and thinks about trying to purchase whatever it is that Jenbola is selling(he's drunk...) with his rum and then stealing it back after so he can drink more rum... 

"Sadly I am only in need of money, although I do enjoy a bit of rum from time to time. Its a disinfectant, you know." she told him nodding her head, "But alas, it is money I am after and my services and goods are only on offer if you have the cash." she looked at the man and chuckled, "I believe that with my Cootie Shot you could grow hair on that bald spot you're desperately trying to hide with that bun atop your head, since you are not fooling anyone." she told Thoros .

*giggles*

circle, circle, dot, dot is boobs isn't it?#

continues humping

I've been trying to figure out what that meant for DAYS now, Foamy but that makes sense and suddenly makes it a much more interesting topic of conversation.

still.......can't..........stop............humping

but yeah, bewwwwbs.

She glared at Thoros and Foamy while she stomped her foot in anger. "No! Its a cootie shot! It protects you from germs and saltiness and lots of other stuff!" she sighed and sat on the curb. "I just wanted people to give me money, and now Foamy can't stop humping, Thoros is being depraved on the account of being deprived and I'm still broke." she put her head in her hands and let out a long dramatic sigh before nudging the hat she was using to collect money a bit closer to the crowd.