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| 4 Shits & Giggles | Started by: TheAssailant on Aug 06, '17 06:49 |
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What are some phrases you can say, or use during sex and at the dinner table? let's see how many clever, nasty, and kinky phrases we can come up with that can be used during dinner and sex, this is just for shits and giggles. I'll go first. Phrase: “Don't talk with your mouth full" XD |
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| Can I put my meat with your veg | |
| Reply by: KingArthur at Aug 06, '17 06:55 | |
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| Don't talk with your mouth full. I could go on forever ;) | |
| Reply by: KingArthur at Aug 06, '17 06:57 | |
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| Let's see how much meat you can stuff in your mouth. | |
| Reply by: TheAssailant at Aug 06, '17 07:00 | |
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| Can I put my cake in your oven | |
| Reply by: KingArthur at Aug 06, '17 07:01 | |
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| What's that I smell? | |
| Reply by: TheAssailant at Aug 06, '17 07:02 | |
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| It'll be done in 5 minutes | |
| Reply by: Azrael at Aug 06, '17 08:29 | |
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Wow grandma, this is delicious! |
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| Reply by: Jenbola at Aug 06, '17 12:20 | |
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1.Just leave the dog outside 2.Can you please stop playing with your phone? 3. I need to know how you do that 4. Gonna take a dump after this for sure.... 5. Say your prayers first 6. After so many years, and you still don't make it right... 7. When I finish I'll play some Mafiareturns, and I am definitely not washing the dishes for this... 8. It was worth it every last penny I paid for it. |
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| Reply by: TastelessGentleman at Aug 06, '17 18:46 | |
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| This flounder is of such low quality, I shall nickname it "low tide" | |
| Reply by: Squishy at Aug 06, '17 19:00 | |
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| The key is to whisk it with vigorous wrist action until its frothy. | |
| Reply by: Squishy at Aug 06, '17 19:06 | |
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| (looking at the mixer) it's easier to use the machine but sometimes it's just better to use your hands | |
| Reply by: Squishy at Aug 06, '17 19:10 | |
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Im so full up I do not think I can fit anymore in |
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| Reply by: Mr_Wednesday at Aug 06, '17 19:10 | |
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| Watch me eat this sheep | |
| Reply by: FearlessJ at Aug 06, '17 22:55 | |
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| Can I put my syrup in you pancake | |
| Reply by: KingArthur at Aug 06, '17 23:08 | |
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| You going to finish that? | |
| Reply by: Squishy at Aug 07, '17 17:29 | |
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| Hey babe, when you are done can you pass me Mrs Butterworth? | |
| Reply by: Squishy at Aug 07, '17 17:32 | |
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| Parties of 5 or more, a 15% gratuity is added. | |
| Reply by: Squishy at Aug 07, '17 17:33 | |
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| What are you 5? Put down the straw and quit blowing bubbles. | |
| Reply by: Squishy at Aug 07, '17 17:34 | |
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| This tastes like chicken | |
| Reply by: Azrael at Aug 08, '17 16:46 | |
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