PP FRIENDLY- GIVE BACK HALF OF WHAT YOU TAKE!!!      

*Except GregNice. You can keep what you take.

*You are also liable to be mugged as I see fit, should I see who you are even if you intend to pay back. This is a fair disclaimer do not cry when you get mugged*

You purchased 11,000,000 tickets in the cash lottery for $11,000,000.

The highest Cokes ever been: http://i.imgur.com/11PgZJz.jpg

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CA - http://i.imgur.com/PlhDPep.jpg

 

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Work for...	Payout
It appears that no crews have work for you right now, but we set up this temp job to do until a crew job is ready shortly.	$80

 

Playing for 5 years;

Created: Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:35:18

Total Kill Record Since Start Date: 3 Players ; 4 Rogues ; 1 MIA

"Buy Father_B a CA fund #3"

Current Credits: 0.69

Amount to gain: 9.31

Feel free to donate <3

Previously Funded Funds:

"Buy Bowie a Timers Package fund"

"Buy Bowie a CA fund #1"

"Buy Father_B a CA fund #2"

https://mafiareturns.com/dog_simulator/

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https://mafiareturns.com/graveyard.php

850.  Scaletta is too young to die. (Time: 44:38)

Nov 06, 16:12:57 You WACKED! Rogue.

193.  Success! Dat bum's swimmin with da fishes. (Time: 58:20)

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R.I.P Prolong ;

My Love, My Hope, My Only On True Desire

The Strange Conversations of Bella and Moloch

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Former Boss of

The Fucking Rain
"You can't have a rainbow without a little fucking rain."

division of

RAINBOW Corporation

Bitch we are FABULOUS

Former Made Man of

~The Loitador Family~

Former Left Hand Man of

Jacob's Creek Crime Syndicate

The Syndicate has fallen, but the dream still lives on.

R.I.P Jacob, Fipster and all the others <3

Rest in Peace Kangeroo + Berty <3

[Misfits]
We few, we chosen few.

Loyal member of The Cookie Jar!

This is my Family, More even than my own Family.

The Jar may have been broken, but the memories and friendships will carry on.

R.I.P CookieZombie

<3 <3 <3 Fipster

<3 <3 <3 <3 RafiBomb

<3 <3 Anerx

Member of Inglewood Fanatics

BellaSangre spots something on the paper no one should ever have to see. Kill-The-Irishman spelling without the assistance of Capitalist. "hulp, i looost ell ma moneh on dise"

Success! Whor-able was set free.

Success! MementoMori was set free.

Dec 18, 20:10:33

±Squishy has invited you to a crime. (Accept) - (Decline)

[04:06:19] <Ted> Now I'm not important enough to be talked about? :(

[04:06:27] <Ted> I'm leaving before my little heart explodes.

ƒips†e®, <-- Not very proud owner of his 4099th mail :'(

Zinner,

Capitalist,

Moloch,

Whorable,

Jacob,

Kill-The-Irishman,

FatTony,

AfghanMango,

Argus,

Inglewood Fanatics,

Jacob's Creek Crime Syndicate,

CookieZombie

RafiBomb <-- The most amazing Sir you will ever meet <3

Bodie - i went to bowies friendzone once it was terrifying

Zoro

Alex

Link

Twat features.. Forgot his name.. Fred or something like that..

Thad

Yar.. That's everyone..

	Feb 13, 16:05:07	Round #2: You ELIMINATED DavidBowie! They were disguised as Made Man DavidBowie (AlexMoran).
	Feb 13, 16:05:07	Round #2: You have been Eliminated from the VDay contest by someone disguised as _Purrrrrfect.
	Feb 13, 16:00:43	Round #2: You ELIMINATED DavidBowie! They were disguised as Made Man DavidBowie (AlexMoran).
	Feb 13, 16:00:43	Round #2: You have been Eliminated from the VDay contest by someone disguised as _Purrrrrfect.

Feb 13, 16:35:13

Round #2: You have been Eliminated from the VDay contest by someone disguised as _Discolicious_

To: Kangeroo
From: Zed
Sent: Jun 16, '15 21:48
Subject:

IT'S THE EFFECT OF V

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To: Zed
From: Kangeroo
Sent: Jun 16, '15 21:47
Subject:

 

I AM SO WET RIGHT NOW IT IS UNBELIEVABLE

You know you're shit when you get wacked 3 times in Vday. Twice by shooting yourself and once by someone else :|

Bobby_Singer screams for the police like a little girl.

I'm coming for you... I watch you while you sleep... Come... Sit on my Knee's..

"There's a Star man, Waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and meet us but he think's he'd whack our minds"

You get more Dogs with dead kittens than you do with Bones.

I'm an Autistic Little Bitch.. Now Deal with it.

Hound. He is a sexual guy with lots of brains, But not enough nipples.

Slow down skippy! You have 1 minute and 29 seconds before you can do that again!

Your gang earned a total of $352,000 split 4 ways.

[03:14] <&IzzyCreamcheese> whipped cream is made from heavy cream
[03:14] <&IzzyCreamcheese> you add sugar
[03:14] <&IzzyCreamcheese> and beat it like a red headed step child

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad Trying hard not to smile though I feel b

To: Father_Bathory
From: MementoMori
Sent: Nov 18, '14 10:49
Subject:

I DID ANAL YESTERDAY

ad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt

[14:41:04] <-Maxwell> How is everyone?

[14:41:17] <DocHoliday> Not too bad, you?

[14:41:29] <-Maxwell> Not to bad a lil hung

[14:41:34] <-Maxwell> you?

[14:42:07] <Bowie> Sufficiently okay to a relatively satisfactory level.

[14:44:35] <-Maxwell> very nice I shall now take my herbal supplements to get were that guys at ^

[14:44:46] <-Maxwell> a relatively satisfactory level...

[14:46:12] <-AnnieO-> Lol

[14:46:59] <Steelfree-WestDaBest> Have some nice songs around indeed

[14:47:40] <Bowie> Bitch please, One does not simply reach this level of happiness from taking herbal supplements. One must inject five whole Rabbit Shits directly into the median cubital vein.

[14:48:29] <Steelfree-WestDaBest> I will ask 6 in a few h

[14:48:46] <Steelfree-WestDaBest> Biatch

[14:49:11] <-Maxwell> Well then. Dont beleive I ever tried perticipated in injecting rabbit shits directly into my median cutbitial vein

[14:49:17] <Bowie> http://i.imgur.com/e0boRZc.gif

- BareNaked Ladies - One Week

You purchased 1000000 tickets for $1 each.

You currently own 1,119,796 tickets.

You have been logged on for 12:1:58 (hour:min:sec). I got married once, thats why I now play MM!

Proud Member Of...

Best one so far.

Apparently, Georgie The Lion's Den Mitchell put in a good word for you. Perhaps

we shall alter the way we do our business a little bit to reflect this. Mmm... drugs! You pocket $4,261 after sending up $1,598 in tribute

ILoveMyFamily!

REST IN PEACE

Manuel_Mohammed

Old_Creepy_Uncle

David_Bowie

Kanger00

Kangeroo x2

JXXXE.

Kangaroo.

Whiskey, Tingles the tastebuds. Hardens the Penis.

Need a Friend? Mail Me.

Kangeroo, stop mailing him now :p

It's not Kangeroo, the mentalist.

524 Members online in the last 60 seconds:

An orange a day keeps the lemons away!

[02:49:30] <-Iskandar> Garrus!?
[02:49:39] <-Iskandar> Hello!?

[02:52:07] <Kangeroo> Is it me you're looking for?

[02:52:12] <Kangeroo> I can see it in your eyes.

[02:52:17] <Kangeroo> I can see it in your smile.

[02:54:43] <Kangeroo> Okay, I admit it. I can't actually see it in your eyes. I left my microscope at home and let's face it, without it I ain't seeing much within your eyes..

[02:54:49] <Kangeroo> But I can see it in your smile!

[02:56:05] <Kangeroo> Okay fine. I lied.. I can't see it in your smile either..

[02:56:11] <Kangeroo> I was just trying to impess you..

[02:56:14] <Kangeroo> WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!

[02:56:45] <Kangeroo> All I ever do is sleep, wake up, cook your meals, feed your dogs and sleep again!

[02:56:55] <Kangeroo> I have no me time! Why can't you appreciate that?!

[02:57:18] <Kangeroo> All I ever want.. Is for you, my darling precious, to show me some love every now and then.

[02:57:52] <Kangeroo> Cook me a damn lasagna or something. Pour me a glass of wine. I don't know! Just show that I mean something to you!

[02:58:11] <Kangeroo> Or at least answer my damn texts

[02:58:25] <Kangeroo> Worthless good for nothing piece of shit.

[02:58:38] <Kangeroo> I don't know what I ever saw in you...

[02:58:44] <Kangeroo> walks away from the mirror

[02:58:54] <Ricky22> :/