The Rourke Moonshine Co.

Vacancy: Sexy 'piece of ass' that can cook. 

Currently, we're hiring one cook that can identify himself with the provided image above. 

Sexy 'piece of ass' cook duties and responsibilities include:

• Cooking meals, disrobed;
• Serving meals, undressed;
• Cleaning up meals, stripped;
• Other duties such as ordering food supplies etc. all of which will happen in the raw.

Skills and specifications:

• Able to create adventurous dishes with love.
• Sixpack
• Equipment of at least 8" for stirring. 
• Eggs done, over hard. 
• American pancakes with Blueberry syrup, dripping;
• Crispy Bacon, for a real bite;
• Honey roasted peanuts, so good it will make one lick their fingers...;

Education and Qualifications:

• School of hard knock's.
• Fluent English (must be able to take orders)
• Knowledge of birthday suits.

Apply within..... Applications without a topless picture attached will not be considered. Nudes will definitely give you an advantage.