Dundler Mifflin Paper

companys elite

 The Crematorium

Rip to the Crews that the Hulkster ran with

Throne room  _{RIP Revan}

NWO _{RIP RazorRamone}

Dab City _{RIP Afghan-Mango}

_{Lower Class Brats RIP WiggleFanGirl4lyfe}

TN4C _{RIP Nimiri}

Anyone want to donate 5 credits for timers for me? <3

Hulksters who have gone on to HeavenMania

_{RIP Pegasus}

RIP Rayln

RIP Tyrion

May 03, 14:13:39

You robbed the grave of ッTyrion and fenced it all for $15000.

Rip Chris Flannery

May 03, 16:54:02

You robbed the grave of ッChris_Flannery and fenced it all for $15000.

Snip was right, I am better looking ______

Make sure your CL is paying there monthly taxes to the Hulkster.  

May 02, 19:25:11

Your accountant has received payment of $200 from ッMrOwl. The note "woops typo" was included.

Hulk-Hogan The Author

Dear Loyal Hulk-A-Maniacs. I have decided to leave the life of crime and pursue Writing. I will be writing a variation of books in the coming months until i die. If you are interested in furthering education on one of Hulk-Hogans many qualities please send me a suggestion and i will no doubt send you a how to book on it. 

How To: The Essence of Ripping Your Shirt

^{My Favorite line from the above book: Do not force the rip let the rip force you.}

How To: Shouting With Love

^{My Favorite Line from the above book: Caress the ears before you make them bleed.}