Look, fuckstick, I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but I'm incredibly busy, so whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again!
Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
I will fucking massacre you!
My fist is going to be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring...
So why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass...
