Associate Of

Angels of Chicago

Hey, I'm good in bed, how are you? I know it sounds cheesy but you are pretty corny and that makes me ... Well, climb in my bed and find out? ;)

I need a steamy, hot "oven" for my ... "pizza", would be ashamed if you were to miss out on this ... fantastic meal of "awesomesauce" ;)

Love me, and I'll make you pizza for life, betray me, and I'll stab you in the butt with a 9 inch cactus soaked in salty tears of a pig that just found out what bacon is made out of.

Unless you're a guy, I don't do guy stuff, or .... no no no, not even if you are a guy. No guys. No no no.

Vegans: Bacon is made out of pigs, delicious, dead pigs, you being vegan is a big missed steak. 

blondes: big missed steak? like, big mistake? did you get it? :P

PP friendly - pay me back double