Associate of

The Cookie Factory

You've got a heart of gold, don't you dare let them take it from you

What is bravery without a dash of recklessness?

Hit me up if you want to chat, I'm bored most of the time, and have nobody to talk with.

Owned by: Original_Falcone, CaptainTHC

"This old Shitfisher took his bagpipes down to the river and he played his pipes in hopes that the shitfish would rise up out of the water. But not one shitfish rose, Julian. So he took a shitnet and threw it in the river and, lo, soon he drew it forth filled with shitfish. Then he took his bagpipes and then he played them again and all the shitfish jumped up in the shitnet. "Oh, you dance now when I play, said the Shitfisher.' And then the little old shitfish spoke up in the end and he said, when your in a man's power, you must do as he bids you. Shitnets, Julian, and Shitpower."

-Lim Jahey "The Liquor"

Suit Tailored by Bjorn

I'm more shameless than hammer dancing for popcorn chicken

Never afraid to abase myself

Not PP friendly, will mug :P