The Golden Bough

My papa used to say that everyone had two names, the one he is born with, an' the one that people call him.  I was born Richard Rossi, but people call me Ducky. 

Now, as cute an' cuddly as that sounds, I ain't.  It's a long story involving a man whose name I will not drag through the mud an' a misunderstanding as to the kind of man I was.  He was one of the few who called me Dicky Rossi, an' that was the second to last mistake he ever made.  Ask me 'bout his other sometime. 

As to who I am, I'm just guy who knows how to drive anything with wheels, who knows how to fix anything with an engine, an' who don' like to be toyed with. 

I walk softly and carry a big Wrench.