Why am I so differently wired? Am I a Martian?

Right Hand Man of Pineapple Express

Contact one of our Upper Structure, or do some Jobs for us if you're interested in joining.

PickPocket friendly...to your pockets. I WILL Mug depending on your Rank, and if you're a robot or not.

Currently returning 2-10x the stolen amount in trade for a semi-chuckle-worthy joke.

Want your money back? Let's see what ya got.

See me? Mug me, bitch ass human!

I used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is falling...

Now I think the fact that I'm differently wired's awesome!

[Assume that I don't remember you...]

There are four boxes to use in the defense of liberty; soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Use them, in that order.

Accommodatio est clavem ad successu!