From my talented loves...
By SirGodRikz
Roses are Red, Violets are blue
My gun is lock and loaded waiting for you
I unload the barrel, the bullets rapidly flew
The FBN noticed What was I supposed to do
Now in Detroit,sitting in my cell
Looking at the walls doing nothing but dwell
that someday i might come back and do so damn well.
As i look in the mirror with my hair with no gel
I hear footsteps walking near, OMG it is Maddy
I said why are you here, to bail you out silly.
We walk towards the exit as shoots ring out
Durden gang appears without a doubt.
I jump in front of Maddy to fear insight
take 4 bullets in the back, things get so bright
This is what I call a family that is with ya
This is my life with the best gang,Mass Hysteria
By Sammy-Shotgun
I was nosing round the back alleys when a Durden I did spy
"Stand still you little bastard or I'll shoot you' I did cry
He took a look and ran away as fast as he was able
I pulled my gun and took a shot and hit a houses gable.
I fired once, I fired twice,I fired at his head
I fired three, I fired four but still he wasn't dead
I saw him running through a gate
I chased him down and did not wait
I followed him through with my gun held high
and then was arrested by the FBI
I spent some time in Detroit Jail
Too many charges , No chance of bail
After a very long month the charges were dropped
As the family made sure that the Durden was offed.
I was collected from the Jail by the boss and BG's Three
Asking if I told the feds about the family crime spree
I said I hadn't said a word which I think was not believed
but no action was taken and I was much relieved.
I still prowl the alleys of the city of Detroit
but make sure my BG's are alert and on point.
If I see any Durdens I will shoot them all dead
not missing this time so I sleep in MY bed.
