The Mystery Machine

President of the Literature Club

Beating up my sexy boyfriend every day <3

To: Monika
From: Cowluh
Sent: Feb 24, '18 20:36
Subject: Put this in your quote

SEX BUTT FARTS I LOVE YOU MONIKA CAKE TOOTSIE ROLLS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES AAAAAHHHHH MEMELORD

Credit Balance: 666.66  

 

Jan 02, 14:05:12

You were transferred 101.00 credits from £NY:AlejandroGuevara. The note "<3 sorry it took so long" was included.

Jan 07, 19:42:15

Your accountant has received payment of $5,001 from ♥NY:Cowluh. The note "Just (grabbing) Monika('s ass)" was included.

Jan 09, 19:06:50

You were transferred 111.00 credits from £AlejandroGuevara. The note "Thank you, bestestest!" was included.

Jan 09, 20:48:36

Your accountant has received payment of $1,000 from PH:Orca. The note "Just Monika" was included.

Jan 09, 20:50:25

Your accountant has received payment of $1,001 from ♥NY:Cowluh. The note "Just Natsuki Monika." was included.

Jan 09, 20:54:25

Your accountant has received payment of $1 from ♥NY:Cowluh. The note "I love you Monika, will you be my wife? <3" was included.

Feb 14, 14:54:06

You caught up with ♥NY:Cowluh, beat them within an inch of their life, and took $12,629,607

Feb 24, 15:35:46

Round #2: You ELIMINATED Consigliere Cowluh of Insomnia's The Insomniacs, Brooklyn, New York! They were disguised as _NASCARDanica.

Mar 14, 21:38:07

♥£IvrigLiderligKo caught up to you and beat you down. They took $477,903 back. As they walk away they say, "*slaps dat ass* ;) <3".