King's County United

"Wild" Eli Bowman

Everywhere a man goes he finds animals. Some of them swim through the water, some fly, some walk on four legs and others on two. It's the two legged ones you have to worry about though.

Then again, wherever there are animals there are hunters as well. And for a man who knows how to hunt them, the two legged ones will keep you fed and clothed even better than the others.

If you want to take a walk on the wild side, just let me know. I'll take you on a walk in the woods you'll never forget. Might be a little dangerous, might get a few bumps and bruises, but you won't regret a minute of it. Fair warning though: I've been known to bite.

Thanks to The Brooklyn Burrough - Homeless Shelter for their help.