News that is Bad or some shit

                    Whispers Beyond Or Some shit

                    NESTING CROWS Or some shit   

"Everytime i sing 'eat my brains' my rectum seems to prolapse."

I could play "Stairway To Heaven" when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn't actually write it until he was 22. I think that says quite a lot.

Lager makes me happy, vodka makes me mean
I'm a heavy metal, drinking, driving, alcohol machine
Listen to me drinking, drinky drinky drink
Listen to me when I go "Bleauuurgh!!!"

Vim: You know perfectly well what I'm talking about, Colin.

Colin: No I don't, 'cause I'm not listening to you because you're being so negative at the
moment...

Vim: I'm not... I'm the only one that's trying to be fuckin' positive! You just keep,
fuckin'...

Colin: Then why do you have to use such foul language if you're supposed to be so positive?

Vim: 'Cause I'm FUCKIN' ANGRY!

Colin: Well, I can understand you're angry, it's because you're disappointed in yourself
because you can't play the guitar properly.

Vim: I'm not fuckin' disappointed in myself, I'm disappointed in YOU fuckers!

Colin: Shut up! You stupid pretend pop star.

This is how we ROLL

You failed the felony, and were thrown in jail.

You feel a sudden rush of adrenaline. You feel the need to do that again!

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More Metal then Nathan Explosion

Forever remembering Silk, Crowley and Patti in my heart forever.